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Tony the NOT tiger

I hate zombies, zombies are the worst. They're always walking slow, moaning, and eating me.

About Me

Here's where I tell you about myself. Except I'm not going to do that because you should already know me well enough to discern my personality. And if I don't either personally know you, or you are not from the Yuba City/Marysville area, I'm not adding you. So don't bother sending me a friend request unless you meet those prerequisites. Also, even if I do know you, never TyPE Lik A StoOpId JeRk LOLMAOROFL. If I see any comments or messages like that infesting my delicately crafted profile (asside from my example), you will be deleted without warning (except for this warning).

My Interests

Playing my instruments makes me happy. And you? You probably don't, but there's no harm in trying.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who can score better than me on this quiz. Any takers...?
Create your own Friend Quiz here

Music:

Country music is the best. And if you say it's not, you're wrong. And if you say I'm wrong, I'm going to punch you in the back of your face.
Oh, and Joe Satriani, also. Because he's the best too. :p

Movies:

Movies are alright... Actually I have a little hobby that involves writing and directing award winning movies, but giving some other guy the credit. Lord of the Rings? I was actually the director. And I wrote the books too.

Television:

I don't have cable of any kind, thus, I don't watch TV. And if I do watch TV shows, they'll be ones that are out on DVD. Such as The Office. If you don't like that show then you are stupid. If you've never seen it, then you're just an ignorant slut.

Heroes:

Optimus Prime. And on a lesser level, Ben Stiller. Anyone who makes that many annoying movies playing the same basic character, and still retain his career, deserves at least a little bit of my respect.

My Blog

Take that, liberal hippy douches...

So I was thinking... I think child abuse should be legalized. And before you get your panties in a bunch, hear me out. It could solve SO many problems with our society. Nowadays people tell you to put...
Posted by Tony the NOT tiger on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:47:00 PST

Why is everything I find funny considered cruel?

This was initially a ranting bulletin, but I decided to transfer it to blog form as well so that I may catalogue all events of this nature in one place. So I'm standing in line at a local convenience ...
Posted by Tony the NOT tiger on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:57:00 PST

Sleep

Sleep. Sleep is where we find our rest, our solace; our escape from everything that which we wish to escape from. At times we embrace sleep, and all of the vivid subconscious thoughts and images that ...
Posted by Tony the NOT tiger on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 07:12:00 PST

Your life doesn't suck, get over yourself.

I'm sick of people telling me how horrible and dismal their existence is. People who don't even know what a hard life is. You want to know who has a tough life? How about kids born to parents in starv...
Posted by Tony the NOT tiger on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:41:00 PST

Chuck Norris, the All American Hero

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereaf...
Posted by Tony the NOT tiger on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 12:55:00 PST

Which is better: Orlando Bloom or a Klondike bar?

ORLANDO BLOOM:.........................................KLONDIKE BAR: *Has an annoying British accent.....................*Is delicious *Is a big fat stupid sissy................................*Has ...
Posted by Tony the NOT tiger on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 09:33:00 PST

Handicapped people ruin everything..

Seriously, when's the last time a handicapped person has done anything good for you? Steven Hawking is a joke, I'm smarter than he is. He can't even figure out how to talk without his stupid robot voi...
Posted by Tony the NOT tiger on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 08:31:00 PST

7 reasons why British people suck

1. A British person recently called me a "Bloody Lemon" 2. Anyone who calls anyone else a lemon is a stupid prick and needs to be stabbed in the face (i.e. British people) 3. When they're in Ame...
Posted by Tony the NOT tiger on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 08:18:00 PST