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About Me

whateverlife.comI love riding in the beds of pick-up trucks, and I thoroughly enjoy any type of meat that can be cooked in a smoker. Granted, I am Jewish and ought not to eat pork or cheeseburgers, but I feel that if our Lord really didn't want us eating that stuff, he wouldn't have made pigs so darn tasty and he definitely wouldn't have invented the Sausage Egg McMuffin!
I love sticking q-tips in my ear. I don't care what the box says. Eargasms are the best!
In my spare time when I am not at the glorious foam factory, I tutor high school kids in everything from biology to calculus to spanish...I also spend time wondering why Jeremy's dad watches so much porn, and why Jeremy won't submit to our wishes and grow a mustache already.
I believe that if something cannot be fixed with WD-40, duct tape, hot sauce, ranch dressing, whiskey, a reach-around, or bigger tires (or any combination of those items), it's not worth fixing.

My Interests

PB & J with home-made apple butter, Central Market wasabi peas, double entendres, heat indices, wind chills, plural nouns that end in "i", Fracts, Miranda Lambert, Bee Cave BBQ, out-of-state license plates, Longhorn football, care packages, anything made out of foam, sticking it to the man, restaurant breakfasts, specially shaped ice cubes, conversing with strangers, 1991-1998 Chicago Bulls, Chicago Bears defense, soaps that smell nice, finding unexpected money in my pocket, 80's movie montages set to ripping electric guitar solos, driving with my top down, spicy condiments, girls with 512 phone numbers, not seeking medical assistance for sports-related injuries, crustaceans, ham, industrious rodents, & olde tyme phrases and spellings

I'd like to meet:

1. I don't want to meet girls that toss their cookies on my living room floor. I like meeting girls with different qualities and I don't have a "type" per se, but that particular quality is not something desirable.
2. I would also like to meet people from Texas or who would otherwise appreciate my belt buckles.
3. Mr. Fidencio Pearlies!

.. New Man Class 2001...Best thing that ever happened to me
.. Snickers

Music:

Sirius Backspin, Outlaw Country, and 90's alternative.

Movies:

Thomas Crown Affair, Goodfellas, Clerks, Gladiator, Scarface, Carlito's Way, Casino, The Matrix, Ace Ventura, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, Ocean's 11, Office Space, Super Troopers, Saved!, Austin Powers, and Knight Rider 2000 (sweet)

Television:

CSI, Simpsons, Family Guy, Dukes of Hazzard, Chappelle's Show, 24, A-Team, Colbert Report, In Living Color, Ali G, King of the Hill

Books:

Exodus, Bringing Down the House, Kosher Sex, The Peter Principle, The Richest Man in Babylon, and The Plot Against America

Heroes:

my dad and little brother...oh, and wacky waving inflatable arm tube men (or tube people if I must be politically correct)

My Blog

Fundamental Truths About Golf

Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it.Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing. When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can eith...
Posted by Bradley on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 04:58:00 PST

The Top 8

After playing around on here quite a bit, I've noticed that some people place a serious or even ridiculous amount of significance upon who is in their "Top 8", or if they are in someone else's To...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:13:00 PST

What others have to say...

WISDOM FROM THE AGES WHAT SOME FAMOUS PEOPLE HAVE WRITTEN ABOUT JEWSTHE FOLLOWING QUOTES ALL COME FROM NON-JEWS*****The Jews "Some people like the Jews, and some do not.But no thoughtful man can deny ...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 10:49:00 PST