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Potty Mouth Momma

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm quite complex,my tastes are eclectic,my mind is a little loopy,and I never know what personality I'm going to be when I wake up in the morning.I love the darker sides of life as well as the happy skipping sunny sides of life.My eccentricity makes me a perfect friend.You can take me anywhere,and I fit in like no one else can.I'm very opinionated,VERY open minded,but strong with the courage of my convictions.I find that nothings shocking,and it's very hard to offend me.I love and worship all walks of life for thier individuality.I love the Earth and all things in it.I love to dance in the sunshine accompanied by a driving,sultry house beat.I love to stomp and punch at the air to a seductive pulsating Industrial beat.I love pink.I love black.Kitties are cute.Martini's are GOOD!I'm a kickass cook.If you let me cook a gourmet meal for you,you are doing me the biggest favor you possibly could as a friend.I am devoted to my family.I have the most magical child I could've ever asked for,accompanied by the best "baby daddy" in the world.Most of my friends think I'm the life of the party,and I am! But,most people are unaware of my private hell.Even my best friend doesn't know how crazy I am.I absolutely worship all the splendor that is woman.I HATE,LOATHE,and UTTERLY DESPISE the social standards set upon women in our society,ESPECIALLY IN ORANGE COUNTY!!!!YUCK,YOU SICK FUCKS! YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!At least that leaves more real women for me and those of you that appreciate them.I love meaty hips,pot bellies,NATURALLY big boobies,and big fat asses!All ya'll skinny bitches need to eat something!I hate fake punkers.I love old punkers that aren't afraid to admit they listen to some mainstream music because they can honestly appreciate artists with real talent that just happen to be uber famous.More than anything in the entire universe,I love being a mommy.And contrary to what I say about myself,and all my insanity....I LOVE BEING ME,AND I LOVE MY LIFE!I'm a very blessed individual.Thank you to all of those people that make it possible for me to be so rich with joy!By the way....what ever happened to P.L.U.R.?I'm not embarrassed to say it.Why are you? I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Music,Dancing,Being a Mommy,Being a Potty Mouth Patsy,Beautiful men,Beautiful women,Earth worship,Delivering babies,Comic books,Lots of happy nausiating stuff,and Lots of dark sick twisted freaky stuff!!!!

I'd like to meet:

I only have room in my life for positive souls.Don't bring me your drama.I only want to know you if you have the courage to be yourself in every way possible.Don't pretend to be my friend,and say you know who I am,and then tell me that my honesty is intimidating.If you don't like it,find another friend.I openly welcome all strongly spiritual beings.I want to meet people that I can party with on another plain of existence,WITHOUT DRUGS TO "ENLIGHTEN" THEM.Be real.Be human,and we'll get along just fine.BE MY FRIEND AT YOUR OWN RISK,because I'm done fucking around!Seriously,I'm fucking done!!!! Much love!

Music:

Nina Hagen,Depeche Mode,Peter Murphy,Com.a,Autechre,Squarepusher,Psytrip,Zhone,House music that feeds the soul,Hip hop that feeds the brain,new wave,electro,Peaches,Green Velvet,The GoGo's,Bikini Kill,Crass,Miss Kitten,D.j Doug Jordan,Cyndi Lauper,Skinny Puppy,Chumbawamba(pre-Tubthumper),Dirt,Nofx,Adam Ant,Fuzzbox,Public Enemy,The Clash,Nena Lovich,The Cure,Siouxsie and the Banshees,The Legendary Pink Dots,Bad Manners,Bob marley,Pink Floyd,Sugarcubes,Bjork,Portishead,Dead Can Dance,Eric B.,Run DMC,Screaching Weasel,Propaghandi,Fugazi,Minor Threat,7 Seconds,Guns-N-Roses(Fuck yeah,I admit it!),Janes Addiction,Electric Sky Church,Prophei,Oghr,Download,Oingo Boingo,The Smiths,Mazzy Star,The Doors,Frank Sinatra,Dean Martin,Ella Fitzgerald,Etta James,Billy Holiday,Nikka Costa,Prince(When he was formerly known as Prince),Michael Jackson(when he was black,and male),Chicago(Because that was my daddy's favorite band),Sisters of Mercy,Hansel Und Gretyl!The new and improved Vlad and The Impaler's.

Movies:

True Romance & Sid and Nancy(the two greatest love stories ever),Donnie Darko,Requim for a dream,A Clockwork Orange,Rocky Horror,Freaks,Hedwig and the angry inch,Pootie Tang,Goonies,Valley Girl,Evil Dead,Army of Darkness,anything Tarintino(especially Killing Zoe),Harold and Muade,The lord of the rings trilogy,All of the Harry Potter movies,All of the Pirates of the Carribean movies,Kama Sutra,Devdas,The Dreamers,Peter Pan(the new one,FUCK disney!),Nosferatu,The Nightmare Before Christmas,Breakin' & Breakin'2:Electric Bugaloo,Buffalo 66,Better Off Dead,Amadeus,Bram Stoker's Dracula,All Christopher Guest film's(especially Waiting for Guffman).

Television:

Three's Company,Will and Grace,Invader Zim,Def Poetry,Sex and the City,Spongebob,P.P.G,Queer eye for the straight guy,I love the 80's,The State(although it's no longer with us,The State lives on in me),Stella,Reno 911!

Books:

Valley of the Dolls,And I don't want to live this life(A biography of Nancy Spungeon),Sidhartha,Any books on religion(especially on Wicca and Eastern Philosophy),American Skin,Dharma Punx,and of course J.T.H.M.!!!!

Heroes:

My daughter Lotus,Nina Hagen,Doug Jordan,Jello Biafra.

My Blog

OOH BABY....YOU WANT TO STICK IT WHERE??

Yes..I post saucy photo's of myself.Yes..I am very open about my sexuality.Yes..I party.Yes..I like kinky shit.Yes..I have a dirty mouth.Yes..I think like a man,only a thousand times more demeaning.Y...
Posted by Potty Mouth Momma on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:29:00 PST

Check out this event: PAJAMA JAMMY JAM MOTHER FUCKERS!

Hosted By: Jasmine Gallo/Sasheen Kanzler/Khang TranWhen: Saturday Sep 01, 2007 at 7:00 PMWhere: House of Kanzlers11858 Poes St.Anaheim, CA 92804United StatesDescription:Jasmine Gallo/Sasheen Kanzle...
Posted by Potty Mouth Momma on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:19:00 PST

Daddy's little girl.

I miss you daddy.I wish you were here.I'll never foget just how truly amazing you are.Maybe you weren't always there when I needed you,and maybe you could've done better,but given the circumstances yo...
Posted by Potty Mouth Momma on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:29:00 PST

New fierce bitch....Same delicious flavor.

Hey everybody.Remember when I used to be fat? Good times huh? Not really.It was miserable.It's funny though that when it comes to my taste in women I like big girls that basically look like I did.Howe...
Posted by Potty Mouth Momma on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:38:00 PST

Tom Waits breaks my heart.

So I 'm sitting here listening to the new Tom Waits album titled "Orphans:Brawlers,Bawlers,Bastards".Now I've LOVED Tom for a long time now.He's made countless albums which in my opinion have pretty m...
Posted by Potty Mouth Momma on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:40:00 PST

my epiphany

I realize more and more everyday how deserving I am of true love.I thought I had true love,but how can it truly be true when there is so much heartbreak involved?I know that realtionships have their u...
Posted by Potty Mouth Momma on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:33:00 PST

I'm done waiting already.

I just wanna be married already.I am sick of waiting for my fairytale.Don't even try to tell me that fairytales don't come true,because that's a bunch of bullshit.Everyone could experience it if they ...
Posted by Potty Mouth Momma on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:26:00 PST

YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY!!!!

You know what makes you crazy?You're crazy if you have a girlfriend like me and you go and fuck it up by doing a bunch of drugs,stealing from all the people that love and trust you,lying about every f...
Posted by Potty Mouth Momma on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:09:00 PST

Fuck love!

I'm done being miserable,it's so fucking exhausting.I'm a really good woman,but for some reason I'm treated like a peice of shit.I must have a sign on me that only seemingly noble men can see that say...
Posted by Potty Mouth Momma on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:14:00 PST

When hope is lost....

what do you do?I honestly don't know how to go on anymore.Every morning that I wake up,I roll over to an empty space on the other side of my bed.My baby should be there,but she's not.Day after day,I a...
Posted by Potty Mouth Momma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST