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Sailor Jerry

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About Me

Oi! Oi! Oi! My name is Anthony, but all my frinds and my girlfriend call me "Jerry." That privilege is only for my girlfriend, and my closest friends. Which is very few. So you guys can call me Anthony. Well i guess you can say that i'm an easy going mellow sort of guy, well at least i would think so. I'm not one to lash out for no reason what so ever, uless that is if im provoked. You know if your saying something so FUCKEN stupid to my face, that sort of thing. But other than that you'll see that i'm just, well... really lazy. Not so lazy that i'm like a fucken slob or anything like that, but just the right king of lazy. People that tend to be, well FAKE... Yeah thats really FUCKEN annoying. Why the fuck can't you just be your fucken self? Shit! What else can i say, i'm in school right now, just barely surviving with all the fucken "Mouth Breather!" But hey, what can you do? Well i'm a big fan of music, of course who isn't? I mostly listen to Punk, maybe a good Hardcore band when it comes along. I fucken HATE the whole Stereotypical "Punk," thing. "Ohh, i wear boots, and i have a leather jacket and i have a mohawk..." Thats fucken stupid, and really fucken annoying! You are who you fucken are! Deal with it. Besides now a days "Punks" just a fucken fashion statement! so why the fuck even bother? Sooner or later it's gonna be the fucken "Posers" that are punks and the true Punk Rockers that are "Posers..." But than whos to say whats true these days? Well i guess it's just a lost cause, huh? Things that don't bother me are cats. Yeah cats. They're just so stupid you have to love em! They can cheer you up no matter what. Hah! I love my little kitty katz! They're fucken GNARLY!!! I also love getting things for my girlfriend. Whatever it might be. Just the fact that i can still surprise her after a year, thats really radical! Yeah i've been with this girl for a year and counting. This girl i'm referring to is no other than Teri, with an "I" not a "Y." This girl Teri is the love of my life, and i consider her my best friend, among all. I knew it from the first day that i met her. I know how corny that sounds, but it's so FUCKEN true! All this time that i've been with Teri, there has not been one dull moment in our lives. People always ask me "How have you two been together for so long?" Well to answer your question, it's 'cause we actually LOVE each other. Unlike all those couples that fuck and die... You know what i mean. With Teri and I, thats not the case, we're in love with each other. Madly in love! This girl has done so much for me i can't even begin to list. I love her so much, words can't even describe. The word LOVE is in no comparison what so ever to how i actually feel about this wonderful, beautiful, adorable, sexy, weird, crazy, funny, smart, loving, caring, Oi! girl. I would do anything and everything for her. I love her so much, and all i want to do is just please her, no matter what it takes. "If she told me to cut off my left arm... i probably do it. If she told me to lick a cops asshole... i probably do it." I just love her so much and so much more, and nothing in this piece of SHIT world would or could change that. I'll love her FORVER AND FUCKEN EVER!!! This girl has possibly made me the happies dude in the world, i can't remember a time without her that i've been so happy, than actually being with her now. I couldn't imagine a world without Teri, there would be none. So thanks to Teri i'm so fucken gitty, now more than FUCKEN ever! I love you Teri, and i always will.Love ya Suga Pop!Well i guess thats all to say now for my life fucken story... Hah! Don't worry, i'll have more latter on, i can promise you that. So Bye for now, i guess...

My Interests

My main interest is my Oi! girl Teri. I have no fucken clue what i would do with out her, i really don't. The other and not in any comparison of importance is Music. No one can live with out it, no one.

I'd like to meet:

Glenn Danzig and Ralph Steadman.

Music:

Bands with the word "The" are totally weird. These are just some of the bands that i'm into, in no general order. More or less it's punk, and a little of hordcore throughn into the mix. Wendy O. Williams & The Plasmatics, The Queers, Iggy Pop & The Stooges, The Sadderdays, Beer Thieves Of America, The Side Project, Lemon Pie, Choking Victim, The Dead Boys, Adolescents, Old school AFI, Old School Anti-Flag (When they weren't GAY), The Specials, The Misfits, Rancid, Cockney Rejects, The Casualties, The Exploited, Dead Kennedys, Nofx, The Distillers, The Destryoers, Bad Religion, Crass, The F-Ups, Screeching Weasel, The Briggs, The Germs, Street Brats, The Ramones, The Donnas, Classic Devotchkas, The Ninety-Nines, The Nobodys, Minor Threat, Black Flag, Bad Brains, Circle Jerks, Hoods, Social Distortion, Aus-Rotten, The Vindictives, The Vandals, Dropkick Murphy, Nirvana, Horrorpops, Joan Jett & The Blackhearts, A Global Threat, Against All Authority, Antischism,Descendents, The Cramps, Lower Class Brats, Koffin Kats, Nekromantix, Leftover Crack, Sub Humans, The Sex Pistols, The Number Twelve Looks Like You, Blatz, Oi Polloi, Zounds... I'll get back to you on the rest later, can't really think right now.

Movies:

Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Pulp Fiction, SLC Punk, Orange County, Mall Rats, American Hardcore, American History X, Lion King.

Television:

Discovery Channel, History Channel, National Geographic, The Food Channel, TLC, The News (I like to keep up with current events, or at least try), Cartoonnetwork, True TV, Comedy Central.

Books:

The Giving Tree, 102 Minutes, Jokes Over, Crank.

Heroes:

My Oi! girl Teri, for loving me the way she does, and always will. She's stuck with me for so long, and for so much longer to come. She does everything that she possibly can to make me happy, and no matter what it always works. Babe your my fucken HERO, and i wouldn't have it any other way. My Sister Bernice, she's a badass motherfuck! I've known her my entier life and she's still as cazy as she was the day we met. And last but not least, Andy (Awndy Flag a.k.a. Pookie), he's the gnarliest friend i could ask for. Love you motherfuck! Someone that i would have to add would be Juan. He's the only radical "Buff Guy" that's not an asshole to me. So Juan, love ya man!