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yebra. puro flamenco?

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About Me

I'm Bernice Yebra.
ANYWAY.
I like to put inside jokes as my headline, so you most likely won't know what it means.
I'm a junior at Harlingen High School.
I'm pro-choice. Want to argue about it? Send me a message.
I speak Spanish, English and TexMex.
People usually never know what I'm talking about...or get my sense of humor. It's annoying.
I have more cosmetics/make up than you can imagine. So no, I don't do the whole natural look shit. :)
I'm very open minded when it comes to music as well as a lot of other things.
I DON'T party and get drunk. Please, stfu about that shit already and grow up.
I like to watch the news.
I hold grudges so DON'T fuck up.
I AM A GERMAPHOBE.
I have horrible mood swings and tend to snap at people constantly.
I deal with almost everything by crying. And what?
I love Texas. No joke.
I go by first impressions.
Saturday Night Live is my fucking future.
Alcohol....naw, I don't dig it.
Honesty is the best policy. :)
I suck at lying. So yeah.
NEW LIFE STORY COMING SOON. :))).. .. .. ..

My Interests

make up.
Matrix hair products.
anything cherry limeade flavored.
watching stand up comedy.
Indian culture.
Bollywood.
Being boring.
LOTS AND LOTS OF GUM.
shows.
music.
Minute Maid.
My baby Put your sidekicks and iphones the fuck away. :)

I'd like to meet:

Some honest, not two faced motherfuckers.

Music:

local music + Radiohead, Fugazi, Chinese Stars, pg. 99, Capitalist Casualties, Skoidats, blah blah blah. Not in the mood to type 'em.

Television:

DATELINE: To Catch A Predator3, any other Dateline, Taboo, Miami Ink, LA Ink, London Ink, Degrassi, Law And Order SVU, Law And Order Criminal Intent, Saturday Night Live, America's Next Top Model, Drake and Josh, so on and so forth.

Heroes:

"I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC."

mi madre. :)