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About Me

im a fucking punkass... i have no respect for authority or the status quo... i am an urban entrepeneur, slicker than your average. the ultimate procrastinator that still gets the job done. the guy who makes you look like a palsy rhythmless herb on the dance floor. the one guy whos allowed to strut while all you fools try to keep up. im the motherfucker that calls you in the middle of the night and hangs up.. im the dude that pissed on your head in elementary school after beatin you up in the playground. im the kickball king, the monkey bar monster! im your inspiration muthafucka.. so take a step back and learn foolz.. cuz ive got much ta teach ya dumbasses. HAHAHAH umm im also a poet, the last romantic, and a hopeless dreamer endlessly pursuing the simple beauty in all things. im the dark optimist who kinda sorta believes in the good in people .. but dont cross me ya mofo cuz ill take a bat and make it a part of your skull! hehehe

My Interests

trees, mad treees, japanese womens wrestling, dancing, herbal connoisseur, mind reading, ventriloquism, chain smoking, pancakes, fried chicken, and waffles with vanilla ice cream and Hershey's choclate syrup on top

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet a girl with a big ass who likes to cook meals with just an apron on, is able to spit further than me using the correct mixture of spit and phlegm, a girl who can fart in my presence at will, someone who can keep up with me on the dance floor and if she can do a headspin or windmill, daaamn! a savvy, smart, sexy, big ghetto booty hunny with a killer left hook and an even deadlier rump shake. a girl whos no frills, full of thrills and she cant be allergic to dogs.. :) ill also take ya if you have a pulse... its not that i have low standards.. i just believe that even the ugly deserve to be loved.. hehe.. but seriously .. im a love starved lil puppy dawg... throw me a bone! haha girls who like me for just my good looks need not apply.heheh..

Music:

Jeru, Jurassic Five, Black Eyes Peas, Drunken Tiger, CB Mass, Dabo Fudatzkee, Tasha, Qbert, Shadow, Craze, Jsmoke, Biggie, Tupac, Maxwell, Jamiroquai, Mozart, Coltrane, Davis, Sinatra, Cole, the Incredible Bongo Band

Movies:

movies by: Luc Besson, Takeshi Kitano, Spike Jonze, Spike Lee, Im Kwon Taek, the Farrelly Brothers

Television:

Jackass, A-Team, Knight Rider, Jeopardy, Tom & Jerry, Simpsons, GI Joe, Transformers, Japanese Sumo, Saturday Afternoon Drive In KungFu movie

Books:

Enders Game, Songmaster, East of Eden, Flowers for Algernon, Outsiders, Ego Trip, Harry Potter, Roald Dahl Books, Tasteless Joke Books..

Heroes:

BRUCE LEE, BBOY IVAN the URBAN ACTION FIGURE, Mr. Wiggles, Ken Swift, James Brown, Afrika Bambaata, My Old man, Bboy Ducky, and MUTHAFUCKEN CHUCK NORRIS!Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck NorrisWhen Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.