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JOEY THE GREAT

On a scale of 1 to awesome Im THE SHIT

About Me

Hey myspace!! My name's Joey. I'm unemployed and live at home with my mother . I support my alcohol addiction by helping my mom with her at home business (Knitting booties for cats and selling them on Ebay) and by filing frivolous lawsuits. I've got horrible achne and I use prescription deodrant, but my girlfriend says I'm pretty when shes drunk. I spend my free time building midevil weapons out of the tools in my shed and preparing for zombie attacks. My heros include Bruce Cambell, Larry The Cable Guy, Ted Nugget an Carrot Top, hes funny as hell!! Overall I'm a pretty nice guy, as long as I stick to my meds.

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My Interests

I dont have many hobbies. As I metioned before, I spend a lot of my time preparing for the ever-present threat of zombies (IT'S GONNA HAPPEN PEOPLE!! DONT BE NAIVE!!!). And Im always up for a quiet night at home. You know, just me a twelve pack and the bug-zapper. Other than that playing halo and watching movies takes up most of my time...

Music:

Beck, Black Eyed Peas, The shins, Postal Service, The Zutons, Kasabian, Bloodhound Gang, Cake, Oasis, Green Day, Everlast, Gorilaz, Modest Mouse, The Killers, Jimmy Eat World, The Strokes, Nerf Herder, Beastie Boys, Sublime, Elliot Smith, My Chemical Romance, Weezer, The Flaming Lips, Fat Boy Slim, Fallout Boy, Brand New, Motion City Soundtrack, The Plain White T's,Hello Goodbye, The Fertellies, Boys Like Girls.... Oh yeah an MC CHRIS OWNS!!!

Movies:

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Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Arrested Development, The Office (BBC and the US versions), Scrubs, Futurama, Seinfeld, News Radio, Deserate Housewives, Sex and the City, Lost, Law and Order( all of them), CSI, Aqua Teen Hunger Force......

Books:

The Harry Potter series and Enders Game series

Heroes:

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My Blog

B-B-B-bored

Well here we are again. Another day, another box of stolen pens, I suppose, but at some point it just becomes a hollow gesture, dont you think. Stealing from work, I mean. I dont know what I...
Posted by JOEY THE GREAT on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:09:00 PST

The life and Times of JOEY THE GREAT

Good morning boys and girls. And welcome to another exciting episode of  JOEY THE GREAT! In this adventure we find our hero once again struggling with the monotony of day to day life. We join him...
Posted by JOEY THE GREAT on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:42:00 PST

Warning not a threat

Okay people I ve got to say something. This whole bulletin thing is getting pretty damn ridiculous. I want this blog to stand as a warning to all of you, not a threat. I read all of my bulletins belie...
Posted by JOEY THE GREAT on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 09:29:00 PST

Running With Scissors

Okay kiddos somethings bothering me. We all heard the warning growing up about not running with scissors and It's not like I don't understand. I mean they're scissors, I'm not an idiot, they're sharp....
Posted by JOEY THE GREAT on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 01:01:00 PST

As it is written so shall it be done

Alright heres the deal you all agreed to be on my "friend list" and since then you have indulged yourself in all of the wonderfull benifits of being on said list. Now when we started there w...
Posted by JOEY THE GREAT on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 05:01:00 PST

Sprinklers and Time Machines

When did we start dodging sprinklers?      Monday the youngest member of my group of friends turned 21. I took him out and bought him a beer and we talked about how great it ...
Posted by JOEY THE GREAT on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 04:39:00 PST

And that, people, is what grinds my gears. Tom?

Blog, blog, blog! Thats all I here about around here. Whats the big deal any way. Is sharing my deep dark thoughts with strangers supposed to make me feel better about myself? Well here lets find...
Posted by JOEY THE GREAT on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 09:16:00 PST