Glass Half Full |
I want to thank the person(s) who tried to break into my apartment through the patio door while I was on vacation. There are two locks on it so you would have caused quite a commotion break...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 15:12:00 GMT |
Attn: Department of Defense |
We've all heard about the damage improvised explosive devices can cause. The military spends millions to produce berserker tanks that can withstand a kiss from an I.E.D. Hey, gov...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:03:00 GMT |
Buh Bye Now... |
I've grown tired of this pretentious charade known as MySpace.
How many tired surveys can someone post about themselves?
How proficient are you at using the self-timer on your camera?
What comm...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 01:03:00 GMT |
Theres Something Growing Inside Of My Body, Mommy!! |
ALBANY, Ore. - These guys weren't exactly Snap, Crackle and Pop.
What began as a faint popping in a 9-year-old boy's ear "like Rice Krispies" ended up as an earache, and the doctor's diagnosis was...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 17:57:00 GMT |
Eugoogaly |
I had just recently begun to skim the surface of your 30 GB hard drive. My hearing has been annihilated by your sonic assaults. When people speak in low tones I reply with, "what?".&n...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:01:00 GMT |
warning: may enlarge breasts. |
Some soaps, shampoos cause boys' breasts to grow
By JEFF DONN
The Associated Press.. begin body-content -->
BOSTON - Lavender and tea tree oils found in some shampoos, soaps and lotions can temporaril...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:29:00 GMT |
No its not. |
Update not coming. Too bad.
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 18:54:00 GMT |
Its huge |
Update coming.
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:21:00 GMT |
Man's Best Friend |
Dog saves owner, but dies trying to rescue cat
Disabled woman suffers third-degree burns in Wisconsin house blaze
ELKHART LAKE, Wis. - After a disabled woman's cat started a house fire, her specially...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 23:41:00 GMT |
Sellouts In Disguise |
Talking Veggies Stir Up Religious ControversySep 22, 5:39 PM EST
The Associated Press
LOS ANGELES -- Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber always had a moral message in their long-running "VeggieTales...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 16:15:00 GMT |
