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Barbie

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About Me


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I'm Barbie
I'm a tiny thing born in Germany
I kinda think I am gorgeous
Im bad luck
I'm picky
Yes, Im generally a bitch. But if I like you, I'll be the best person in your life.
You can't really offend me. I know all my bad and good qualities.
I drink... A LOT
I can entertain almost anyone.
I hate these things
Im a barista
I could spend days listening to metal
I am addicted to shopping
Buy me shoes and I'll be your best friend
I have severe anxiety and get panic attacks when you make me cry
I'm a total LUSH
I have bedroom eyes and the cutest laugh you'll hear
I'm a bookworm and a nerd and I'm damn proud to be smart
I seem to be looking for the impossible
Sometimes I think I expect too much, other times I realize people are just fucking stupid
I'd like to find someone that I can fit into like a puzzle. and just stay there.
if you can't handle the truth, you can't handle me
No more bullshit or lines, I want something real.
catch me on A I M SmilinPlastic or email- [email protected]

My Interests

Music:


Tool
Mindless Self Indulgence
Gorillaz
Chevelle
Radiohead
Cold
Sevendust
Rammstein
Blondie
No Doubt
311
Sublime
Incubus
Taproot
Crossfade
Disturbed
Mudvayne
Sneaker Pimps
KoRn
Linkin Park
The Exies
Breaking Benjamin
Papa Roach
Motley (thanks steph for gettin me hooked)
Michael Jackson
Heart
Veruca Salt
The Postal Service
Slipknot
Muse
The Bravery
Deftones
System of a Down
Trapt
Seether
Adema
A Perfect Circle
Marilyn Manson
NIN
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Foo Fighters
Fiona Apple

Movies:


The Virgin Suicides
Earth Girls are Easy
Nothing but Trouble
Pretty in Pink
Troop Beverly Hills
Beetlejuice
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Underworld
Mean girls
Never Been Kissed
Zoolander
Interview w/ a Vampire ; Queen of the Damned
Dirty Dancing
Crybaby
Harry Potter
X-men 1+2
Legally Blonde
The Labyrinth
Ever After
American Beauty
Napolean Dynomite
How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days
The Stepford Wives
From Hell
The Hot Chick
Old School
Van Wilder
Sugar and Spice
Moulin Rouge
But Im a Cheerleader
The Slums of Beverly Hills
Requiem of a Dream
Highway
Donnie Darko
Stand by Me
Girl Interrupted
Amelie
Ghost World
Lolita
Witches

Television:


Dr G: Medical Examiner
Dave the Barbarian
Simpsons/Family Guy
Beavis and Butthead/ Ren and Stimpy
Americas Next Top Model

Books:

I will read anything and everything, or least give it a chance. I try to read 2-3 books a week. Yah Im a nerd.

Heroes:

Whoever made this movie.

He knows whats up.

My Blog

RIP Nubby

I have this squirrel I dubbed the Nub. Actually I call him Nubby As you guess his tail is stubby. It got torn off in a big ole fight It bled all over the driveway It was a nasty stub of a sight But it...
Posted by Barbie on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:42:00 PST

sexy survey

Here are some questions not asked all too often enough in life...Name your:Deep obsession barely anyone knows about- i think most people know i like to slap a nice ass once in awhile ;)Most embarrassi...
Posted by Barbie on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:14:00 PST

I am temperate

Which Tarot Card Are You? You are the Temperance card. Temperance is the blending of elements to produce stability. We say that someone is temperate when they are pleasant and easy going. Te...
Posted by Barbie on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 06:24:00 PST

I long to be like you. lie cold in the ground like you..

The Best Myspace Survey* . . About You . . *Eye Color::green Hair Color::light blonde Height::5'6 Favorite Color::lavender, teal Screen Name::SmilinPlastic Favorite Band::No Doubt Favorite Movie::Eart...
Posted by Barbie on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 07:05:00 PST

Tryin to catch me ridin' durrrty

NOT A COINCIDENCE THIS IS MY REAL RESULT! HAHAYour Bumper Sticker Should BeBarbie is not a slut - her legs won't openWhat Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?People Envy Your IngenuityYou're a perso...
Posted by Barbie on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 04:49:00 PST

i woke up one morning and found i had written this

while i was sleeping.   "silicon intestine inproportionate unaffectionate posable plastic appendages unconclusive insubordinate kisses to the wind they reak of factories and boxed cells licks upo...
Posted by Barbie on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:35:00 PST

not my pictures

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Posted by Barbie on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:49:00 PST

Worst Wet Dream EVER

Im in the backseat of a Ford Model T. First car ever built. shits tiny.Im horny. Im thinking.. I need SOMETHING to get me off. and Im feeling someone kissing me as I sit in the backseat moving into a ...
Posted by Barbie on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:12:00 PST

Night Terrors?

The other day I was talking to a friend about how I have night terrors. I constantly see myself in dreams being murdered or tortured. There's been nights where I've woken up feeling like someone is re...
Posted by Barbie on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 03:25:00 PST

drunken boredom survey

1) Are you a chick or a dude?I prefer to think of myself as a broad2) What's your lucky number?23 3) Do you pray?sometimes4) Ever wish on stars?it's possible5) Do you believe in karma?definatly6) What...
Posted by Barbie on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:22:00 PST