TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bad Crack Janesy
Birthday: 4th October 1987
Birthplace: York
Current Location: York
Eye Color: greenings
Hair Color: GINGER ALERTTTT
Height: 6ft 2
Right Handed or Left Handed: rightings
Your Heritage: WAITING
The Shoes You Wore Today: i have my beer can slippers on nnyes
Your Weakness: someone who goes "cccchalf!"
Your Fears: the jew claw
Your Perfect Pizza: ham, pineapple and gypsy tears
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i love my luggage but i need a new job, i become gypsy catcher.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what kind of dog is this?
Thoughts First Waking Up: has gypsys been and stolen my wifes
Your Best Physical Feature: my 3rd toe on my left foot
Your Bedtime: in Kazaksthan we say to go to bed is like giving a jew money, bad things happen.
Your Most Missed Memory: the Tishniek Massacre...many Uzbeki's....crush.
Pepsi or Coke: In my country we have a similar drink made from fermented horse urines
MacDonalds or Burger King: we have similars fasting food restaurent here called Gyspy King, the double gypsyburger and fries meal is nice! why not?
Single or Group Dates: i take my wife mistress and girlfriend out to sames restaurant
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: what is this?
Chocolate or Vanilla: racist. NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!
Cappuccino or Coffee: nnyes
Do you Smoke: yespausenot
Do you Swear: i follow the hawk
Do you Sing: i have 3 top 10 hits in my countries
Do you Shower Daily: there is just one shower per 50,000 people in my country
Have you Been in Love: nnyes
Do you want to go to College: i have qualifications in Ice making and Gypsy catching
Do you want to get Married: i have 3 wifes. nnyes why not? it's nice
Do you belive in yourself: what? you are crazy
Do you get Motion Sickness: i throw up 13 times on merry go round, happy times
Do you think you are Attractive: i get my moustaches trimmed 3 times a day
Are you a Health Freak: teach me to dress like you
Do you get along with your Parents: my mother is 14, my fatherings is 68
Do you like Thunderstorms: nnyes, especially when the floods come and drown the gyspies
Do you play an Instrument: i play instrument similar to your countries versions of the guitar, except instead of strings we used bits of gypsy hair
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nnyes, i had drinkings of triple vodka with gypsy tears
In the past month have you Smoked: it's a very bad!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: it's a very bad!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nnyes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: we have similar versions to a mall called a circus where we go to laugh on peoples with funny retardations.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what is this?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: what is this?
In the past month have you been on Stage: nnyes, i like stage because it is long
In the past month have you been Dumped: WWWHAT?!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nnyes, as part of my religions we must do this every thursday mornings to scare off the jew mongoose.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: naughty naughty.
Ever been Drunk: nnyes
Ever been called a Tease: nnyes, when i keep jew in cage for 3 years
Ever been Beaten up: my wifes, she very strong, she can plow 3 fields in one day!
Ever Shoplifted: naughty naughty.
How do you want to Die: in the predicted 2004 war of the jew.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i am alreadys television reporters for Kazak TV
What country would you most like to Visit: U S and As, greatest country in the world!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: to have at least one working eye
Favourite Hair Color: no hair on chest, pleases
Short or Long Hair: hair on back and face must be kept short
Height: no taller than 4 feet
Weight: she can be a fat
Best Clothing Style: no clothes nnyes naughty
Number of Drugs I have taken: WWWHAT?!
Number of CDs I own: i own 1 tape recorder it play cassettings
Number of Piercings: what is this?
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: my wife
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