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I'm Ron Burgundy?

You Wanted My Shine So I Gave You Ice

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i am Alex and I like Borat. This is my profile, i hope you like. Jagshemash. I live in the village of Poppletons for 19years of my lifes. i like a Poppletons it have a very many old women with hair growing on end of chin. I like.this gypsy morph into a dog to get at wonderful Marseille Hilton, he later caught and executeMy hobbies, footballs, ping pong, disco dancing and moonbeds. also in my spares time i like to run gypsies into caravan by hearding with my cars, great success!I force all gypsy population into this small caravan, i give them water and videos of The Mint late night on channels 3 & 5 as torturei like an all type of music from Cooky Butcher: bing bong, bing bong be, bing bing bong be, bing bing. to the house music of electros and the R's and B's. For my occupations i like to kick footballs around to make money for my dream in lifes, to makes a strip club with 1 legged strippers, i like a these women because they make me laugh very much. When i am of the ages of retirement i like a move to the island of Tenerifes, here they have Albanian monkeys posing as government ministers. they also have a sun to make a sun bathes, i like.This is the prime ministers of Tenerifes, i would very much like a make sexy time withs him Things i do not like in life, my wife, she soon die, happy time! and people who are good lookings, but know this. wowaweewah i no like.my wifes after the plastics surgeryplease, come see profile, if you do not, i be crush.Jenkwie.please see my interviews in your nationals newspaper The Daily Jew:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bad Crack Janesy
Birthday: 4th October 1987
Birthplace: York
Current Location: York
Eye Color: greenings
Hair Color: GINGER ALERTTTT
Height: 6ft 2
Right Handed or Left Handed: rightings
Your Heritage: WAITING
The Shoes You Wore Today: i have my beer can slippers on nnyes
Your Weakness: someone who goes "cccchalf!"
Your Fears: the jew claw
Your Perfect Pizza: ham, pineapple and gypsy tears
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i love my luggage but i need a new job, i become gypsy catcher.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what kind of dog is this?
Thoughts First Waking Up: has gypsys been and stolen my wifes
Your Best Physical Feature: my 3rd toe on my left foot
Your Bedtime: in Kazaksthan we say to go to bed is like giving a jew money, bad things happen.
Your Most Missed Memory: the Tishniek Massacre...many Uzbeki's....crush.
Pepsi or Coke: In my country we have a similar drink made from fermented horse urines
MacDonalds or Burger King: we have similars fasting food restaurent here called Gyspy King, the double gypsyburger and fries meal is nice! why not?
Single or Group Dates: i take my wife mistress and girlfriend out to sames restaurant
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: what is this?
Chocolate or Vanilla: racist. NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!
Cappuccino or Coffee: nnyes
Do you Smoke: yespausenot
Do you Swear: i follow the hawk
Do you Sing: i have 3 top 10 hits in my countries
Do you Shower Daily: there is just one shower per 50,000 people in my country
Have you Been in Love: nnyes
Do you want to go to College: i have qualifications in Ice making and Gypsy catching
Do you want to get Married: i have 3 wifes. nnyes why not? it's nice
Do you belive in yourself: what? you are crazy
Do you get Motion Sickness: i throw up 13 times on merry go round, happy times
Do you think you are Attractive: i get my moustaches trimmed 3 times a day
Are you a Health Freak: teach me to dress like you
Do you get along with your Parents: my mother is 14, my fatherings is 68
Do you like Thunderstorms: nnyes, especially when the floods come and drown the gyspies
Do you play an Instrument: i play instrument similar to your countries versions of the guitar, except instead of strings we used bits of gypsy hair
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nnyes, i had drinkings of triple vodka with gypsy tears
In the past month have you Smoked: it's a very bad!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: it's a very bad!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nnyes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: we have similar versions to a mall called a circus where we go to laugh on peoples with funny retardations.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what is this?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: what is this?
In the past month have you been on Stage: nnyes, i like stage because it is long
In the past month have you been Dumped: WWWHAT?!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nnyes, as part of my religions we must do this every thursday mornings to scare off the jew mongoose.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: naughty naughty.
Ever been Drunk: nnyes
Ever been called a Tease: nnyes, when i keep jew in cage for 3 years
Ever been Beaten up: my wifes, she very strong, she can plow 3 fields in one day!
Ever Shoplifted: naughty naughty.
How do you want to Die: in the predicted 2004 war of the jew.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i am alreadys television reporters for Kazak TV
What country would you most like to Visit: U S and As, greatest country in the world!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: to have at least one working eye
Favourite Hair Color: no hair on chest, pleases
Short or Long Hair: hair on back and face must be kept short
Height: no taller than 4 feet
Weight: she can be a fat
Best Clothing Style: no clothes nnyes naughty
Number of Drugs I have taken: WWWHAT?!
Number of CDs I own: i own 1 tape recorder it play cassettings
Number of Piercings: what is this?
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: my wife
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Music:

The Fratellis Snow Patrol Razorlight Kaiser Cheifs Arctic Monkeys Dashboard Confessional The Fray The View Red Hot Chilli Peppers Greenday Fedde Le Grande Camille Jones Outwork Mason Bodyrox 50 Cent The Game Snoop Dogg Lloyd Banks 2pac Biggie Smalls P Diddy

Movies:

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, all the Rambos, the Rockys, American Pies, Mean Machine, any of the Jackie Chans for pure corny value.

Television:

Neighbours, Simpsons, Hollyoaks. The FBI Files. PRISON BREAK!!!

Heroes:

Tony Yeboah, Ricky Gervais, Sascha Baren Cohen, Stephen Merchant.