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Dan

Maradona Good; Pele Better; Dan King

About Me

Can you tell I used to be a professional dancer?...

My Interests


Football
Darlington FC
Music
Clothes
Women
Going to the gym

I'd like to meet:


Ryan Giggs Best footballer of all time for me
Noel Gallagher Legend
Pete Doherty Can't be all bad if he's shagged Kate Moss
Preston From The Ordinary Boys
Aaron Lennon Models his game on me... probably
Sienna Miller Would love a bit of Miller time
Cheryl Cole No explanation necessary
Jessica Alba Gorgeous
Tina O'Brien One soap star I'd like to get soapy with
Elisha Cuthbert Was in The Girl Next Door; wish I lived next door to her
Keeley Hazell Wow
Alexa Chung From Popworld
Lucy Pinder Met her!

Music:


oasis
The Rifles
The Ordinary Boys
The Libertines
Babyshambles
Dirty Pretty Things
Duran Duran
Simple Minds
Girls Aloud
2 Unlimited

Movies:


Shawshank Redemption
Human Traffic
The Football Factory
Green Street
The Business
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
American Pie
Borat

Television:


Hollyoaks
The Office
I'm Alan Partridge
Knowing Me, Knowing You
Extras
Peep Show
The Jonathan Ross Show
That Mitchell and Webb Look
Match of the Day

Books:


Headhunters by John King
Giggs - The Autobiography
The Insider by Piers Morgan
Gazza - My Story
Who's the B*****d in the Black by Jeff Winter

Heroes:


Ryan Giggs
George Best
Gary Strodder for that own goal
All Darlington FC players past, present and future but especially Mark Convery, Neil Heaney, David Preece, Gary Chapman, Craig Liddle, Tom Kaak and Robbie Painter.

My Blog

Lookalikes

David Beckham... yeah, I'll settle for that I guess. But Bobby Charlton? I know my hairline's receding a bit but it's not that bad! ...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:32:00 PST

Perfect physical specimen... almost

I WAS in Boots in Middlesbrough today, looking for a new razor to keep the fanny-tickler I'm currently sporting on my chin trim, when I stumbled across one of these body mass index machines. You ...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:19:00 PST

Horrible Holloway

DARLINGTON defender Darren Holloway is today exposed as a HORROR-way who only HOLLAs at team-mates and fit females.The former Sunderland star, who joined Quakers from Bradford in the summer, rece...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:53:00 PST

More Darlo players on Myspace!

NEW Darlo manager Dave Penney reckons one of the reasons behind Quakers' fantastic form of late is that he's been giving them extra training.You can tell that he's been giving them extra shifts on the...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:02:00 PST

Turning on the Christmas lights

WHAT do Jennifer Ellison, Denise Welch, Eton Road, Ginny Weasley from Harry Potter, Noel Edmonds, Simon from Blue and me all have in common? Believe it or not, we are all switching Christmas lights on...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:31:00 PST

Joachim's battle

JULIAN Joachim is in a race against time to be available for next weekend's derby against Hartlepool United.Yes, all Darlo fans know that the speedy striker is battling to recover from a hamstrin...
Posted by Dan on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 03:34:00 PST

Darlo players on Myspace

I'VE often wondered what exactly Darlo players do during training (clearly they don't play much football judging by Friday night's performance) but now I think we have discovered the answer.It ap...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:59:00 PST