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About Me

All you need to know at www.JonasGarvin.com !!!!!!!!!!!

My Interests

Music, comedy, sports, cooking, tits n' ass, long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners and I like to be held.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and Everyone. Especially comedy fans and hookers.

Music:

All kinds. Especially mediterranean hip hop.

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Movies:

Goodfellas, Caddy Shack, Dumb & Dumber, Spinal Tap, Top Gun, Under the Fried Green Magnolia.

Television:

Simpsons, Sports Center, any cooking show, Seinfeld, Law and Order SVU and midget porn.

Books:

What are those?

Heroes:

Brad Pitt. He is a millionaire, a humanitarian, and the only man on the face of the earth who can tell Jennifer Aniston..."You know, I found some better pussy!"

My Blog

I GOT PUNK'D !!!!!

Hey ya'll, just wanted to give you a heads up to tune into BET this spring.Yours truly will be on a new hidden camera show, that I believe will be called Socially Inappropriate Behavior!!!A little whi...
Posted by Jonas Garvin on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:08:00 PST

Toughen Up !!!!!!

You know, I usually dont do things like this, venting my anger on a blog, but it seems to be all the rage these days, so I figure if you cant beat em....post a blog about em!!I was just watching some ...
Posted by Jonas Garvin on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:30:00 PST

Thanks for joining me at the parade!!

To all of you who came out to the 75th Hollywood Christmas Parade, a BIG THANK YOU!!It was the first time I have ever worked a parade and I had a blast!!So to all the friends and fans who stopped by m...
Posted by Jonas Garvin on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:18:00 PST

Thanks to everyone!!!

Just wanted to say a big THANK YOU to all of you who came out for my first feature length DVD recording at The Ice House, it was a huge sucess and I have only you to thank!!Thanks again and I will see...
Posted by Jonas Garvin on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:37:00 PST

Check me out on XM Radio!!!

Hey ya'll, check me out on XM Radio channel 154!!! I was "In the Green Room" with Frasier Smith and had a blast! We talked about everything from comedy to sports to sex with asian porn stars. Check it...
Posted by Jonas Garvin on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:34:00 PST