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Chris

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About Me

Rite lets have a think about this...I'm a tall bastard, 6,2". Tall, dark and...err, i forget the other one. I have darkish brown hair thats curly wen long, wavey wen short and dry wen wet (which is pretty annoying). Got blue eyes, or so i'm told as i have never once looked in a mirror, my parents dont believe in them. I've got 2 arms and 2 legs, that include hands and feet. My sense of humour is...errr...select in who finds it funny shall we say. It borders on the surreal, ever seen The Mighty Boosh? I was born in Caerphilly, lived in a place in the valleys called Blackwood till i was 7, wen i moved to Dinas Powys. I found it hard in Dinas, way harder to get Cocaine on Cardiff road than in Blackwood. Had to go through cold turkey for a bit, I looked like a piece of cloth that had been pissed on by an angry goat. Or so my infants school teacher told me...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris
Birthday: May 27 1988
Birthplace: Caerphilly
Current Location: Bournemouth Uni
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6ft2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: DCSHOECOUSA
Your Weakness: Girls puppy dog eyes (specially brown ones)
Your Fears: Samara
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni with 3 types of pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: nuthin, bt next year i'm goin skydiving
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'Aw i duno...'
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm too comfy i mite die
Your Best Physical Feature: Height?
Your Bedtime: Frick knows...
Your Most Missed Memory: Buying 7 bottles of strongbow to get pissed up dinas woods, i had to carry them my-fuckin-self aswell you bastards!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: now and again
Do you Swear: All the time! It's f-kin dare...
Do you Sing: it's more like playing a violin with a badly tuned cat
Do you Shower Daily: Yeh, it wakes me up
Have you Been in Love: I think i was once
Do you want to go to College: no but i have to i'm there
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Occasionally
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: mmm...no
Are you a Health Freak: Not yet
Do you get along with your Parents: we've got an understanding
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love to be indoors trying to sleep!
Do you play an Instrument: Yup, Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Indeed
In the past month have you Smoked: Indeed
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Indeed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeh
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: This is Wales, so no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Never once tried them...ever!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ? No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A pen from wrk (crimewatch tonight)
Ever been Drunk: I cant begin to tell you...
Ever been called a Tease: Not that exact phrase
Ever been Beaten up: Ages ago, wasn't bad
Ever Shoplifted: Yeh, a wispa gold! Bargain Booze, Dinas.
How do you want to Die: Pushing a kid out of the way off a bus
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fighter Pilot, dnt laff it's since i was 7, or insane guitarist.
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand, my GOD 4 like a year.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Long and flowing like some golden octopus
Height: Tallish...not too short.
Weight: duno much about weight, 23stone?
Best Clothing Style: Casual but lush
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1, not fags or booze
Number of CDs I own: nt many at all, 40 odd. more a dvd guy
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Oh I dun some STUPID ass things i regret!
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"Life could be worse...you could be an egg. You only get laid once, smashed once and the only bird that'll sit on your face is your mum!"

My Interests

Wen i'm breathing, i play the guitar. Been playing since Christmas 2002 wen i got my 1st guitar...a squire strat, genius. Now i've got a sweet ass peavey, see my pics. I love to draw, usually from my own imagination, there are some on my pictures. I like going out with money in my pocket, basically the few days after payday when i'm minted. I read Harry Potter yes, like half the world. Don't think much of the films tho. The last book i read was The Long Way Round. BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT series, funny as hell. If you've seen the show buy the book! £3.73 down Tescos, bargain. It's inspiring, and now Ewan McGregor is my fav actor. Apart from that i like the usuall...

I'd like to meet:

Jullian Barrett and Noel Feilding, writers of 'The Mighty Boosh'. We'd have such a fucked up conversation!

Music:

Sumthin that takes a bit of skill, instead of pushing a button over and over. Whats in my Cd case at the moment is a bit of...Million Dead (Frikin split up!ARGH!!), Daft Punk, Nirvana, Stereophonics, Razorlight (Golden Touch is stunning), Metallica (not so much anymore), Bit of Travis, Rage, Audioslave, Funeral for a friend 1st album. I also like to At The Drive In, Ocean Colour Scene (Amazing live!) and a bit of Jimi, Gary Moore (class blues guitarists). I don't really like Ska, too happy, some punk bands i'm shown aren't bad tho. A bit varied i suppose...

Movies:

You don't have time...I love Film. To tell you what ones and why would be a waste of a day.lol. I'll just say the last 2 films i saw that touched me were Dead Man's Shoes, and Leon. I'm also doing a scriptwriting degree at Bournemouth Uni at the moment.

Television:

Just watch Channel 4, Scrubs, Simpsons watever...Dont watch much to be onest.

Books:

Don't read as often as i should, somethin i'm trying to change.

Heroes:

Mr T...he's been like a father to me foo-!