Drinker's OathI, Joshua, do solemnly swear to always put my drinkin' buddies before my significant other and never deny any of them a night of intoxication. I shall always turn a blind eye to any and all lude acts committed by a drinkin' buddy so that he doesn't get in trouble with his/her significant other. I will keep at least one 6-pack of frosty cold Bud in my fridge at all times. Without bitching i must do any and all jaeger bombs that anybody orders. I promise to always keep my beer goggles in my pocket until last call. My beer goggles will always be focused for a maximum of 165 lbs. I promise to always surrender my car keys to least drunk person in the group. I'm a Drinker and this is my oath.I like to drink and race my bike.
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What kinda partier are you? (funny ass pics)
Hard-core partier
You are one crazy mother fucker when it comes to partying. I salute you my friend. You love to get crazy and let everyone know about it. You've probally had a few run in's with the police, but fuck it, you were having fun.
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You are a Slutcom 2, also known as the a lil' sleazy level of slutcom. You hook up with people on a semi-regular basis. You may hook up with random people sometimes, especially in a drunken stupor. How far you go will vary widely, but the options are more open and based on the heat of the moment. You hook up more than average, but that's OK.
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