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Ryan

Where did you get those clothes? The toilet store?

About Me

Whats goin on? I'm Ryan, I'm 19, and I'm a freshman at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Thats right. UNC. So if you're from some lowly University, like say NCSU for instance, don't bother trying to be my friend. Just get back to bagging my groceries. And if you're from Duke, I'm sorry that your school fucking sucks, but stop bringing your Carlton Banks ass to Chapel Hill on the weekends. Good day.

My Interests

Spending time with Jennifer and my friends, playing guitar (practicing with my band once in a blue moon), try to workout, but I never get around to it, and I used to play football.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ryan
Birthday: 10-15-87
Birthplace: Gastonia, NC
Current Location: Cherryville, NC
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: some say brown, some say black, I say sexy
Height: 5'11", 6', somewhere in there
Right Handed or Left Handed: write left handed, right everything else
Your Heritage: Well, I'm 1/8 Cherokee, because I ate a fucking Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: GBX boots
Your Weakness: kryptonite
Your Fears: death, can't fuck with death
Your Perfect Pizza: stuffed pepperoni pizza from Gusseppiis
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get better on guitar
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dammit Joey
Thoughts First Waking Up: need....caffeine...
Your Best Physical Feature: Dunno...don't stand around looking at myself naked in mirrors all day
Your Bedtime: Whenever, cause thats what us rebels do.
Your Most Missed Memory: Every summer
Pepsi or Coke: fuck both of you, Sun Drop owns your ass
McDonalds or Burger King: Wendys
Single or Group Dates: depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Homemade...bottled stuff tastes like shit
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: buh...neither one
Do you Smoke: never
Do you Swear: constantly
Do you Sing: I play guitar...can't sing worth a damn
Do you Shower Daily: yea, sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: Yea
Do you want to go to College: Goin to Chapel Hill in August
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: Well, I'm not imaginary
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah...too awesome for that
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: ha..no
Do you like Thunderstorms: except for ones with fucking tornados
Do you play an Instrument: guitar, trombone, tried teaching myself piano..and failed
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: probably
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, otherwise I'd look like a whale
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i prefer cooked fish...i'm not a damn pelican
In the past month have you been on Stage: not in the past month anyway
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: fraid not
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been called a Tease: ha, no
Ever been Beaten up: got my ass kicked in a few football games
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: I'd prefer not dying
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Well, I'd say "the man", but i've been "the man" since 1994
What country would you most like to Visit: American rules, fuck everywhere else
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Jennifers
Favourite Hair Color: ""
Short or Long Hair: ""
Height: ""
Weight: ""
Best Clothing Style: err...assuming this is asking my favorite kind of clothes...American Eagle, Pacsun
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: got to be somewhere in the 300's
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: probably a few

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Music:

Guns N Roses, Stone Temple Pilots, Velvet Revolver, Van Halen, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Pantera, Black Label Society, Ozzy Osbourne, Led Zeppelin...yea...the old shit.

Movies:

Anything with Adam Sandler, Friday Night Lights, Pirates of the Carribbean, The Godfather movies, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Walk the Line, Rockstar, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Dodgeball: A True American Underdog Story, Zoolander, Terminator trilogy, Ray, The Green Mile, Saving Private Ryan,

Television:

Family Guy. Only great show on TV. Should be on every channel, all day.

Books:

Don't read anything other than what school makes me.