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cuddling. sleeping in. moments that take my breath away. having a day off. laying out by the pool. butterflies in my tummy. new cell phone ringers. meeting new people. girls night out. being MargeBetty with Megs. making up stories to trick the boys at the bar. that exciting new relationship feeling. wasted wednesday. sunday funday. sarcasm. facebook quotes. OCD. procrastinating. college football. iowa hawkeyes. shopping. boys who smell good. the hills. drunk dials. happy endings. inside jokes. ackronyms. confidence.
Things I don't love
people who are cocky. liars. the color purple. spiders. being alone in the dark. when people make my food wrong. people who think they know everything. backstabbers. when i step in gum. when i'm hungover and don't have any milk. being controlled. when it's really cold and yucky outside. when i break my fav pair of heels.
I Judge you when:
I judge you when you use poor grammar
I judge you when you wash your hands in a public restroom and don’t use soap.
I judge you when you wear socks with sandals.
I judge you when you write down 1,000 different bands in your "favorite music" section. It’s not "all the music you've ever heard of", it's your damn favorites, so pick a few. Jerk.
I judge you when you think you’re a model, and you’re not.
I judge you when you drive a PT Cruiser
I judge you when you make hypocritical statements.
I judge you when you use a Bluetooth headset, especially when you never take it off...ever.
I judge you when you wear a cell phone holster
I judge you when you have a mullet
I judge you when you wear a visor and it is not a joke.
I judge you when you wear a fanny pack.
I judge you when you interrupt people often.
I judge you when enjoy watching my super sweet sixteen...
I judge you when you wear crocs.
I judge you when you're attractive but your significant other is not.
I judge you when you wear so much make up you look like a drag queen.
I judge you when you put "I look so gross" as the caption of a picture, and post it anyways, as an attempt to get people to compliment you to get an ego boost.
I judge you when your house smells like your pet. That is disgusting.
I judge you when you complain about being fat.
I judge you when you do not eat carbs.
I judge you when you disregard the difference between "your" and "you're".
I judge you when you're unable to do basic math.
I judge you when you use the word "prolly" instead of "probablyâ€
I judge you when you wear sunglasses that flip up and down over your glasses.
I judge you when you don’t like Dane Cook.
I judge you when you talk really slow.
I judge you when you wear mom jeans.
I judge you when you think it's ok to take my money, against my will, and give it to someone else. (Taxes, welfare, social security)
I judge you when you have kids and sit in the smoking section.
I judge you when you're always late.
I judge you when you walk slowly in front of me.