Storming the beaches at Normandy

About Me

wishes the world would blow up in a mass of intestines and fingers.

My Interests

masturbatoriums and cancer wards

I'd like to meet:

people who scream until their throats bleed

Music:

homo-erotic glam rock, hey mercedes, iron and wine, cure, clap your hands and say yeah (thanx jeff), brand new, finch, coheed and cambria, alkaline trio, cocteau twins, the autumns

Movies:

my own private idaho, party monster, dahmer, mysterious skin, tarnation

Television:

i only watch shows about deformed or psychologically damaged people (ie boy who was raised as a girl, boy whose skin fell off, born without a face, a donkey raped me and now i'm transsexual etc.)

Books:

Andrew McGahan is a fucking genius, anything by Dennis Cooper, Yukio Mishima, Chuck Palahnuik (thanks Jill) and 19th century medical manuals

Heroes:

those people in support chat rooms. they think i'm one of them

My Blog

i’m getting fucking old

yes. FUCKING OLD. I'll be 30 in February. The "I''ve chosen a profession as a middle school teacher" doesn't help very much. I told one of my students that I was going to see Radiohead. He looked puzz...
Posted by Storming the beaches at Normandy on Sun, 04 May 2008 07:58:00 PST

rating dingleberries is a full-time job

i spent a few hours today rating different definitions of dingleberries. i didn't wake up and plan to spend the afternoon this way, it just happened. i started taking my rating really fucki...
Posted by Storming the beaches at Normandy on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:06:00 PST

balls deep in europe

i think i've got my shit together enough to blog about europe. overall theme: penis references and things trying to kill members of our group. london: expensive as fuck and cold, but when you stay at...
Posted by Storming the beaches at Normandy on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 09:44:00 PST

the ruination of the english language

I have to type in Santa letters at work. Here are a few of the more fucked up ones: Dear Santa I want a scatburd For crismus beecus I want my bruther to hemp my to ride it be cus i want to be gust...
Posted by Storming the beaches at Normandy on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 08:38:00 PST