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Jess

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About Me


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Hey! I'm Jess! "Double O Fuck You!" I have shoulder length auburn hair, color is called tropic burgundy-kinda like a cherry/auburn color (not anymore, just dyed it back to brown), about 5'1/4" give or take a bit(yes i'm short so no short jokes...well okay, go ahead and throw one out there), brown eyes. I'm me. I have my tongue pierced, my belly button pierced (got it done after that little trend died out), my right ear pierced 4 times, my left ear pierced 3 times, nose pierced, and 2 hot pink and black nautical star tattoos on the back of my shoulder blades. I also have a tattoo on my hip. I also have a tat on my left wrist that pretty much matches my mom's...it's the libra and pisces symbol over a pink lotus flower. I have my own opinions, a lot of which you may not like, but i'm very honest and i don't hide the way i feel or try to change myself for anyone. If you don't like the way I am, oh well. What you see is what you get, kinda cliche, but so true. I can be very sarcastic at times so if you're gonna talk to me, prepare yourself. i won't mean to offend you, but in all honesty, i might. i don't like liars or hyprcrites. . i crack jokes a lot...i dunno if they're really funny, but people seem to laugh a lot...maybe they just don't want me to feel bad, or maybe i'm actually funny... i like to laugh, and i smile a lot. i don't really PMS...so go me! i'm not a brain dead ditz, i actually have some intelligence, but by no means am i "a brain". i wanna be a psychologist (wanted to since i was probably 12-when i for sure made up my mind.) it'd also be cool to be a homicide detective, a lawyer, maybe even writer. i love to write, especially poetry. you can probably find me voicing my opinion about anything and everything. hm, anything else about me you wanna know, just ask and i'll tell

My Interests


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dancing, listening to music, playing my bass, going thrifting, drinking coke, seducing poor souls, modeling (seeing how that goes for now), going to concerts, shopping, talking on the phone or IM, driving by myself at night, watching garbage pickers with tara, eating mozzarella sticks from denny's...orgasm time lol, going to denny's, watching movies, taco bell mmm mmm yummy, sleeping, being clumsy, finding a guy that's not a dick, being me, STARS!!!!!, night because it's so mysterious and makes me feel alive, i think chihuahas are cute, pink chucks, blue nail polish, dying my hair, my nautical star tats, piercings, exoctic embrace from victoria's secret, cucumbers(no, not like that u pervs..), mix cd's, stickers, rings, paper clips, flip flops, skirts, black thongs, lacy boy cut panties, black and hot pink together, spikey hair on guys, black cats, the rain, dancing in the rain, 30" inseam pants, poetry, Egypt, black eyeshadow, black eyeliner, lip piercings, cuddling, hugz, kissez, tube socks, poetry, sparkly things, paper clips, go bananas snapple....holy shit everytime i drink that i have an orgasm...mm mm, garbage bowling with dan, playing when the sprinkler at work goes off, Halloween (Samhain), Christmas, kissing in the rain, marilyn monroe, edgar allen poe, maybe u could be my new interest? "INCREDIBLE" perfume (purchased at DEB in the mall-my fav perfume), singing, bubble baths, writing poetry, stories...anything really, designing dresses, knee high lace up boots w/ a school girl skirt or a pin stripe skirt, dancing, parties, love, word searches, psychology, ~*.~*more to come...
JESSICA
J is for Joyous
E is for Enchanting
S is for Smooth
S is for Scary
I is for Intelligent
C is for Chic
A is for Astounding What Does Your Name Mean?


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I'd like to meet:


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xxx I gave up on finding a nice, cute guy xxx So I just wanna meet a lot of different people and have some fun! But if you're an asshole or bitch...then we probably won't get along. I'd like to meet Marilyn Monroe, Edgar Alan Poe. But mostly, I wanna meet you, yeah you.

Music:


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*~*3LW.:.Ace of Base.:.Aerosmith.:.AFI.:.Alanis Morisette.:.Alkaline Trio.:.All American Rejects (The).:.Allister.:.American Hi-Fi.:.Ani DeFranco.:.Aqua.:.Armor For Sleep.:.Ashlee Simpson.:.Ataris (The).:.Atreyu.:.Avril Lavigne.:.Baby Face.:.Bad Religion.:.Beatles (The).:.Benjamins (The).:.Billy Idol.:.Billy Talent.:.Black Eyed Peas.:.Black Sabbath.:.Blink 182.:.Blondie.:.Body Jar.:.Bon Jovi.:.Bowling For Soup.:.Boy Kill Boy.:.Brand New.:.Breaking Benjamin.:.Bright Eyes.:.Chevelle.:.Click Five (The).:.Coheed and Cambria.:.Copeland.:.Count The Stars.:.Course of Nature.:.Cranberries (The).:.DIVIT.:.Dashboard Confessional.:.Death Cab For Cutie.:.Def Leppard.:.Default.:.Dido.:.Donnas (The).:.Early November (The).:.Eminem.:.Evanescence.:.Eve 6.:.Exies (The).:.Faith Hill.:.Fall Out Boy.:.Fenix TX.:.Finch.:.Fiona Apple.:.Fire House.:.Further Seems Forever.:.Garbage.:.Go-Go's (The).:.Goldfinger.:.Goo Goo Dolls (The).:.Good Charlotte.:.Greenday.:.Guns 'N' Roses.:.Gwen Steffani.:.Gym Class Heroes.:.Hawthorne Heights.:.HelloGoodbye.:.HIM.:.Hives (The).:.HomeGrown.:.Hot Action Cop.:.Hot Hot Heat.:.ICP.:.Incubus.:.Janes Addiction.:.Jimmy Eat World.:.John Mayer.:.Joy Drop.:.Juliana Theory (The).:.Jupiter Sunrise.:.Kelly Clarkson.:.Killers (The).:.Kittie.:.Korn.:.Lit.:.Lost Prophets.:.Lucky 7.:.Lucky Boys Confusion.:.Luscious Jackson.:.Lustra.:.M2M.:.Mamas and the Papas (The).:.Marcy Playground.:.Mariah Carey.:.Marilyn Manson.:.Maroon 5.:.Matchbox 20.:.Meredith Brooks.:.Mest.:.Michelle Branch.:.Midtown.:.Mighty Mighty Bosstones (The).:.Motion City Soundtrack.:.Motley Crue (She Goes Down is my jam!).:.Mxpx.:.My Chemical Romance.:.Natalie Imbruglia.:.Never Heard Of It (NHOI).:.New Found Glory.:.Nickelback.:.Nirvana.:.No Doubt.:.Oasis.:.Off By One.:.Offspring.:.Our Lady Peace.:.Ozma.:.Papa Roach.:.Pat Benatar.:.Pixies.:.Plain White T's.:.Poison.:.Prince.:.Puddle of Mudd.:.Pussy Cat Dolls.:.RA.:.Ramones (The).:.Reel Big Fish.:.Reggie And The Full Effect.:.Relient K.:.Reunion Show (The).:.Rise Against.:.Rooney.:.Rufio.:.Savage Garden.:.Saves The Day.:.Seether.:.Senses Fail.:.SheDaisy.:.Sheryl Crow.:.Showoff.:.Silverstein.:.Simple Plan.:.Smashing Pumpkins.:.Smile Empty Soul.:.Something Corporate.:.Spenser.:.Spitalfield.:.SR-71.:.Starting Line (The).:.Story of the Year.:.Sugarcult.:.Sum 41.:.Switchfoot.:.TATU.:.Taking Back Sunday.:.Theory of a Deadman.:.They Might Be Giants.:.Third Eye Blind.:.Three Days Grace.:.Thursday.:.TLC.:.Trina.:.Trust Company.:.Unwritten Law.:.Used (The).:.Vertical Horizon.:.Wallflowers.:.Weezer.:.Wheatus.:.Yellowcard etc.

Movies:

DROP DEAD FRED!, Edward Scissor Hands, The Goonies, 16 Candles, The Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, Face Off, Silence of the Lambs, Indecent Proposal, The Ring, SLC Punk, Kindergarten Cop, all Friday the 13th's, all the Halloween's, all the Nightmare on Elm Streets, Who's Harry Crumb, Spaceballs, Hope Floats, While You Were Sleeping, Pretty Woman, Sleeping With The Enemy, My Best Friend's Wedding, Underworld, Grease, Rock Star, Water World, A Midsummer Night's Dream, American History X, Adventures In Babysitting, Thirteen, The Punisher, The Story of Us, Lolita, Dirty Dancing, Brokedown Palace, Mask, Death Becomes Her, The Wedding Singer, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless In Seattle....

Television:

The 5th Wheel, Wheel of Fortune, The Swan, Full House, Room Raiders, Friends, King of Queens, Jerry Springer, Divorce Court, Darma and Greg, Will and Grace, Drew Carey, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, and whatever else is on that looks semi entertaining.

Books:

I'd have to say that my all time favorite book is "The Perks of Being a Wallflower". i'm into poetry from Shakespere, Poe and so many others, Egyptian poetry is pretty interesting, "How To Talk Dirty And Influence People" by Lenny Bruce~so amazing ....more books to come.

My Blog

I’m going to a wedding....

okay, so I haven't been to a wedding in like, forever; since I was a flower girl and now I get to go and get all pretty and have a blast.  the even better part to this???  I'm going with a s...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:00:00 PST

why do i bother?

Of course this is about romance and relationships....when is it not?  When am I not having relationship problems; or lack there of in this case. I seriously need to stop letting my guard down...E...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:22:00 PST

The Warped Tour ’07

The Warped Tour was yesterday and for the whole few hours that I was there, I heard a couple of local bands that sounded pretty decent. Don't ask me who they are because I really didn't see any band n...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:54:00 PST

I'm The Razor In The Hands Of God

 I have to ask myself why so many people, especially young ones, are dying so frequently by the hands of people who go to school with them, pass them in the grocery store, by anyone really. ...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 06:50:00 PST

dizam my luv life blows!!!

okay, so my love life blows. 2 guys, 1 going to iraq and might possibly die and the other does self-destructive shit when things aren't perfect...hmmm...so what do i do?  even i can't come u...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:53:00 PST

half'n'half

so i'm happy to say that i'm taken...it's half'n'half right now lol how many people can say that?? CAAARAAAZZZZAAAAYYY!! it's cute. we'll see what happens in 20 days or so... how sweet! to my baby, i ...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:02:00 PST

unexpected

u think u know what's going on in your life, and then something pops up and scares you, then ends up being completely and entirely...what ends up getting u thru the day...like maybe things can't ...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:27:00 PST

my profile song-lyrics

SHE WANTS REVENGE LYRICS"Tear You Apart"Got a big plan, his mind's set, maybe it's rightAt the right place and right time, maybe tonightIn a whisper or handshake sending a signWanna make out and kiss ...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:02:00 PST

ATTN: NOT a sex toy

so apparently some guys aren't getting the fact that i'm NOT a FUCKING SEX TOY! no i don't wanna fuck, no i don't wanna mess around...can u treat me like a fucking person for about 5 minutes? can u br...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:48:00 PST

guys w/ crazy ass bitches

okay, so i'm noticing quite a few of my guy friends and ex boyfriends are hooked up with some crazy ass bitches...some are just crazy, and some are bitches and treat my boys like shit. what the hell i...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:24:00 PST