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The Art: D.T.A. Version

I'm wise enough to know that I don't know shit. now go away...

About Me

Hey! It's Art! About me? Well, lets see... I think it goes something like this: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. The California State Prison Release Program is proud to present to you the most electrifying person on Myspace today. You want the best you got the best. My name is Art and I'm the highlight of the night, the man who’s in demand, the epicenter of excitement, the man of the hour, the man with the power, too sweet to be sour, I've dined on danger and snacked on death. I'm too hot to handle, too cold to hold. Cause I'm Art and that's how I roll. Thank you and good night.

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My Interests

First Of The Gang To Die Video First Of The Gang To Die lyrics - Morrissey lyrics Morrissey Music Videos Music Video Codes by VideoCure Several Myspaceer's have asked some interesting Art questions, so here they are... Art FACTS!!! The Art loves to read comments about his blogs The Art is a tetris master The Art sleeps wearing only socks The Art tans wearing only a sock The Art always pays cash for big purchases The Art used to be an ugly duckling The Art is an occasional fan of roughage The Art desperately needs a housekeeper The Art marks out for heated car seats The Art despises flip-flops... with a vengance The Art choses his friends very carefully The Art has size 15 feet The Art always leaves voicemails The Art hates when people call and don't leave voicemails The Art appreciates Panera Bread's free Wi Fi, even though he does not have Wi Fi The Art drinks beer by the case The Art sometimes like to enjoy a margarita The Art never gets enough sleep The Art's typical bedtime is 3 a.m. The Art ideally likes to wake up at noon The Art keeps his checkbook balanced The Art rarely uses turn signals The Art has been known to be a dick... (very rarely) The Art admires the soft faces of females The Art can drive with his knee while playlig the Harmonica The Art loathes having to get up early The Art is not afraid to pass on double yellow lines The Art has a heated toilet seat The Art was once a Brother of Destruction... but that was another life The Art gets extremely annoyed with dial up connections The Art prefers cats to dogs The Art always returns text messages... eventually The Art hates tabulating receipts at tax time The Art says what he means, and means what he says The Art occasionally craves Unagi The Art can kareoke with the best of the best The Art lives for meaningful quotes The Art usually exceeds the speed limit The Art's guilty pleasure is cheesecake The Art's favorite season is winter The Art is a big fan of Jamba Juice The Art loves to make illegal driving maneuvers The Art's favorite salsa is served at Mexico 1900 The Art always sees the glass half full, not half empty The Art throughly enjoys rice in all its colors and forms The Art's fingernails and hair grow very rapidly The Art will be someone famous... cause he said so The Art understands why people say MySpace is addictive The Art has had 5 speeding tickets The Art's Elvis impersonation is something you should see before you die The Art has gotten out of over 40 speeding tickets The Art's favorite college sports team is... trick question:) The Art prefers window seating when flying The Art is not a fan of reconstructive knee surgeries The Art digs Mongolian BBQ's The Art hates not being able to be in control The Art hates the scents of candles The Art's favorite number is 138 The Art currently has more dreams than memories The Art has a fondness for skulls The Art prefers no ice in his beverages The Art always orders his steak cooked rare or bloody The Art is fond of communicating via text messaging The Art absolutely despises stress The Art has never housed a rat The Art strongly dislikes mustard The Art hates being the first to hang the phone up during a conversation The Art hates when people stand still on people movers in airports

I'd like to meet:

Slash, Satan (I think he got a bum rap in that one book), icons, legends, fallen angels, kings and queens, a talking lamp shade, and finally whoever read my entire page. My deepest apologies, that taste in your mouth is the bitter taste of dead brain cells. I have that affect on people. LOL
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Music:

I've met: Marky Ramone, Jerry only, Dez and Robo, Doyle, Danzig, Switchfoot, Joss Stone, The Killers, UK Subs, Osaka Popstar and so many more... I've yet to meet Slash. I am into all things punk, metal, and rock and fucking roll. Musicians who sing about loveletters and being a sad excuse for a human being from HP can fuck off. Take that one to heart.

Movies:

The ones that are based on books.

Television:

Music videos and cartoons, cuse I'm mature like that, that and hardcore wrestling... gotta have my daily dose of the Taipei deathmatch

Books:

Are friggin' great. Don't take my word for it, go find out for yourself.

Heroes:

A better question is who will survive and what will be left of them?

My Blog

ARTech: positions available, inquire within&

Greetings, and thank you for taking an interest in ARTech. We have several positions which have recently become available, due in part to the grasshoppers& I mean to um& promotions. With that said, pl...
Posted by The Art: D.T.A. Version on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:06:00 PST

Moose Gang

When a man's heart is full of deceit it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow falls over his soul. From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse, a wrong that must be righted. We look to the skies ...
Posted by The Art: D.T.A. Version on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:55:00 PST

Left shoe on left foot, good idea. Bigfoot as my bodyguard... bad idea

I was eatting a sandwhich the other day and this lady walked up to me. She was going to take my tray, then... WAM!!! Forearm to the face. "She had gun." muttered Bigfoot, "That why me head o...
Posted by The Art: D.T.A. Version on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:48:00 PST

Social F'n Distortion

Oh, man! That was cool. I just got back from the Social D concert @ the HOB in Disneywalk. I was in the pit, I got punched in the face, sick boys were next to me getting high... I was living the dream...
Posted by The Art: D.T.A. Version on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 12:25:00 PST

just another day in the life of...

Just finished watching "City Of Angels" and eating a container of Cherry Garcia.... good times. I cried when Nick Cage said the little girl said "What's the point of having wings if you can't feel the...
Posted by The Art: D.T.A. Version on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 06:27:00 PST