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About Me

I am a level 31 Blade of Moradonian descent. I am currently on a short break due to something the mage calls alcoholism.

I currently posses many special weapons I am willing to trade for other special weapons. My favourite weapon is my Electric Shock Maul which I use a lot. It hurts the enemy really badly. Sometimes when me and my few friends [most have died] get together, we see who can last longer whilst holding the maul head making it go off. So far I am the all-time champion.

My current stats are: Attack: 208 Defense: 265 and a bunch of other crap I don't pay attention to. I'm all man power. But I do have a mind, and when not uselessly killing Lycans I like to:

1. Play guitar
2. Recite poetry at the "Mordonians for Inner Love Assembly"
3. Pay for sexual favours
4. Read Nietzsche, Bacon, Harry Potter
5. Take long walks on the beach and long hot spring baths.

My Interests

Travel, killing stuff, getting stuff from the things I killed, finding armour, going on missions, setting up parties and killing for extra points, books, guitar music, violin concertos and opera, special greeting cards, hamsters

I'd like to meet:

Wow, this one is tough. Well, first off, I'd like to meet some other Blades so we can play Scrabble or Poker together. It's tough relaxing after a long hard month of uselessly slaughtering random creatures in search of money and special skilled weapons and armour.

I'd also maybe would like to meet a special lady who would give me the time of day and not ask for money afterwards. I'm really good at listening and not talking much. I can bring you happiness.

My only preference is that the girl I'd like to meet be good at doing laundry. I'm still trying to find a way of completely removing blood stains.

ALSO I'D LIKE TO MEET HALCALI AND TANAKA CHIGAI!:

Music:

Sir Jackman and the Knights, Traveling Jester, Michael Jackson, Folkore Reborn, Rush

Movies:

I like to watch puppets by the candle light, the travelling type. Usually Gypsies because they are quite the good story tellers.

Television:

Everybody Loves Raymond, so funny!

Heroes:

Astonius, Klavius, Redonticus, Abominus, Latvian Prostitues and of course, my Mom and Jesus...

My Blog

Eons it seems...

My lovely friends, I must apologize for what must seem like an eternity without letting you know what I have been up to. For this I deeply apologize, and to those of you whose anger has caused pain, I...
Posted by Konradius IV on Sat, 20 May 2006 04:20:00 PST

Gangrenous Sores

Dear Loved ones, As you may have heard, I recently took a break from battle due to various reasons, mainly because of something Mage Racius calls Alcoholism. Another reason are these Gangrenous S...
Posted by Konradius IV on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 01:44:00 PST

MEET MY NEW FRIEND!!!!

http://www.myspace.com/shorthand_ SO HOT! LEAVE SOME COMMENTS ON HIS PICTURES! ADD HIM! SO CUTE!I'm still trying to figure out where this hottie found me, I have no idea how all these hotties ge...
Posted by Konradius IV on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 11:58:00 PST