It's nearly 12 days past winter solstice and while droves of kids moan and praise loves lost days, Phoenix Theory haunts local dank tunnels and wasted salt water caves kicking the ass of any hibernating beast who dares spread lies of a better tomorrow. The truth is nasty business and 10 miles southwest of South Beach a remnant of pure metal battles the sun back down.
NEWS: 5/12/08 This "NEWS" section is a new thing we're going to start doing to keep people up to date and for rumor control.Well, the latest news to report is Joel (our bass player) is currently in jail till end of Aug or early Sept. But don't worry, he won't be a threat to the community when he gets out. Until then we will likely play very few shows, either w/o a bass player or a fill in. Depends on a few things. Anyone interested in writing him letters feel free to message the this profile and we will provide you with his mailing address. He could use some letters to humor him. love-The TheoryABOUT US: 5 guys you never met, in a band you never knew existed.STATUS: Currently we're circulating a 2 song demo (everywhere we go) from our upcoming (5 song) EP that is near completion. That EP will then go up for sale once printed.MERCH: We're giving away stickers & guitar pics @ shows. And we have American Apparel T-shirts & Lanyards for sale. Lanyards (Black) are $3, which are great for holding your school or work ID's and will very likely elevate your reputation amongst your peers. This is what happens when you get too drunk. Danny striping at Sunset Tavern, around 4am P.T. fans moshing @ Kaffe Krystal
