PEOPLE!!!!! YES!!! the rumors are true. I'm starting another club. due to our recent success with the book club, i have decided to start another club, this time... straight up asian hardcore-ness THAT'S RIGHT!!!! so yeah go ahead and start sending in your resumes. please include your previous experience, weapon of choice, body tatoos (preferably anything asian and anything hardcore), list of crimes committed (for example... our vice president Long went down on a granny... forcefully, a big plus on my list, cold blooded... just cold blooded). oh yeah... i forgot... for girl applicants, please include your figgure size, trust me... it matters. so yes... leave your resumes. don't forget to mention the applying position.
Available club positions:
President: Me (AKA stickiest-of-the-ickky)
Vice President: Long Ba Pham (AKA Mr. 3 incher)
Top Assassin: Andrew Morgan (AKA Moon-pie)
Head Master Pimpstress: Kim Hoang (AKA The Thing)
Hit Man: Pamela Diep (AKA Mad-Cow)
Hair Stylist: Christine Pham (AKA Princess)
Head Chef: Chris Kimura (AKA Iron Chef Teriyaki)
Back-up Chef: Cindy (AKA The Newbie)
The Instigator: My Tran (AKA Mr. Skin)
GangBang Coordinator: Christine Nguyen (AKA Mrs. Skin)
honorary backstabber: Justin McKeon (AKA Jason Bourne)
...still taking suggestions...
