Uh, hi...this is really awkward, you know the whole "tell us about yourself" bit. I mean, if you don't know who I am by now then you've been living under a rock for the last thirty something years. My name is Darth Vader, Lord to those of you enlisted by the Empire, I enjoy long journeys in my custom Super Star Destroyer, destroying the Rebel Alliance and eradicating the Jedi. I have two children (unbeknownst to myself): one boy, one girl, from what I've been told. I am a diligent servant and enforce the will of the Emperor. Not many people know this but I have a degree in Interior Design from the University of Phoenix (the interior of the death star? all me...ah thank you) and can prepare a mean Lasagna dish. My favorite color is black...well, since it's not really a color and since it is more of a shade, I'll say that my favorite color is black--I mean RED...I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE! JOIN ME OR BE DESTROYED!
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