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About Me

I gots a dog named young mikels. He has a leap other dogs can only dream about. I like smiley faces with big teeth and google eyes. I have a band that was stolen by the guy that makes the hooks. Big buts are why i live life and floppy saggy tits are not why i live life. My schools administration hates me and i hate them. If i could i would throw a rock thru the window but jail has proven to be very boring. I love mexican food, beutiful glass pieces, dog parks, rooftops, peaple that piss on moving car hoods and then block the road so the car cant drive away,ping pong, cheap beer and dogs with eyes that dont fit in there head. But most importantly i hate all things long island. . North westchester is the most beutiful place in new york and i got 914 love for days. Obviously i was very bored today.
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My Interests

the mole peaple that live under nyc are pretty fucking intresting. bums living in abandoned tunnels is crazy. i would say thats my biggest intrest. suburbs and super mothers.

I'd like to meet:

Those dudes that climb all the bridges and break into the roofs of extremely tall buildings in nyc. Young Mikelz's family. a leprauchan. a midget with a mohawk. those rich arabian oil guys. ninjas. puerto rican girls. a lurker.irish drunkard, ultimate fighter,JA,god,your mom,aesop rock,siamese twins,that kid from mexico,mole person,hermaphradite, proffesional bank robber and a sad clown. then i will have the perfect crew minus the hermaphradite.

Music:

the sounds of 18 wheelers, cars without mufflers, loud black girls that just got out of school,car horns, that beeping sound from trucks backing up and other delightful sounds that come off meeker and the BQE.

Movies:

big latin booties volume 6. kids. donnie darko. american beuty. dark days. the black and white movie about the holocaust. carebears 1 thru 8. bum fights (everyone and the offshoots). all those jail fights movies tj got. all hbo documentarys.old school.bully.. width="425" height="350" .... cops are crazy

Television:

MYSPACE.......

Books:

the story of life............

Heroes:

bang bros.homer the cat.all explorers.forte(he killed the game and everybody new it but no one could touch him) fazio( he could lose his dick and still manage to be happy everyday). beetlejuice. actually all midgets.the bum who dresses like a wizard around 14th street. whoever came up with vicemagazine.