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Josef K.

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About Me

I'm 'bout it 'bout it.

My Interests

Auto-erotic asphyxiation

I'd like to meet:

Camus Sartre Kafka Burroughs KerouacYou .

Music:

hXc, indie, post-punk,punk, metal, metalcore, classic rock, new wave, hip hop (exclusively "kill whitey" dead prez and such), the orgasms of middle-age NYC women

Movies:

I'm too much of a movie nerd to name them all but: Lynch movies (Blue Velvet in particular knocked my socks on my ass), Fellini's 8 1/2, Coen brothers shit, Chinatown , The Usual Suspects (I love the noir), Midnight Cowboy, Blow-Up, City of God, Amor es Perros, Army of Darkness, Troma movies, and of course loads of arthouse horror: Argemto (DEEP FUCKING RED), Romero, Fulci (straight gore shitz), Cannibal Ferox

Television:

I try not to watch t.v. due to moronic programming and needless radiation. But I love Mr. Show. Curb Your Enthusiasm is also hilarious. And I suppose I'm a sucker for the Daily Show, and, in a pinch, Conan. Is that to mainstream for you?

Books:

I'm into existentialism and the beat generation shit. I also like poetry (Neruda, Dylan Thomas, e.e. cummings, ginsberg, ferlinghetti, plath,) .... As for contemporary stuff, Jose Saramago comes to mind, as well as Dogson cause he doesn't make sense.

Heroes:

Karl Marx, Labrador shirt wearing guys with long hair, Che, Blackula, Lou Reed, Ian Curtis