Its game time. If you’re here to learn more about me…you’ve came to the right spot. If you came here to converse with me about how I’m doing, and you live in Ohio, this may not be the right spot for you. I am a hopeless romantic seeking a dirty filthy whore; if that makes any sense? I am nostalgic jerk, and most of my humor, behavior, and attitude comes from the 1990’s. From 1990 allllllllllll the way to the Willenium. (Yes, I said Willenium) I know I should be sitting here talkin’ about being a 80’s baby….but I think 87% of the myspace world has that covered already, I’ll move on to the next decade. I live by codes of ethics. Money makes the world go ‘round, slow money makes no money, etc etc, blah blah blah. Every time I speak, 95 % of the time, it’s a joke, take it however you want it. The other 5 % of the time, I am asleep. My jokes usually get out of hand. I stop a joke for no man. According to my peers, if I have a joke, I'll say it, no matter what. I have no quarrel with that statement. I listen to all kinds of music, even country. Every single genre of music I listen to contains dynamics that can be found inside some of my music. Oh yeah, by the way, I am a producer. Not a beat-maker, a producer. There’s a difference! When it comes to knowledge of music, and pop culture…I reign supreme, call me Kenneth McGriff…if you didn’t catch on to that corny joke, my ill advised humor has once again gotten the best of me. And while I am on the subject of music, when did hip-hop die? who/what killed it? I have seen the current influx of people with 'hip hop is dead' shirts/banners/quotes/bumper stickers, etc...but when did this happen?! I am curious...anyways I am done ranting and raving. Snoop this page freely, and I’ll be back later to update this………
-laughs at porno vernacular
- had a dog named Justin, stolen from him by immigrant Mexican day laborers
- is a dj
- is a producer
- jumped fences for fun and tore his underwear
- has almost been kicked out of Middle School for imitating wrestling moves
- is the black version of Arthur Fonzarelli
- dunked a basketball for the first time in the 10th grade and landed horizontally on his back
- has been into a car accident on the way to get a pair of Jordans, waited till the cops came, then proceeded to head to the mall to get Jordans
- has waited in line 5 oclock in the morning for a pair of Jordans (numerous times)
- has owned his own website and business
- egged houses for a living for 3 Years straight
- hates tomatoes, but loves ketchup
- sleeps all day long and stays up all night long
- has written essays for people for money
- has owned almost 200 pairs of different shoes in the past 4 years
- currently only owns about 40 pairs of shoes
- gets mad when he doesnt get his way
- finds money in the pockets of his jeans
- has been kicked out of movie theaters
- has had the same AOL screen name since the 9th grade
- has only held one job, in which he was employee of the week the first week, fired the next week
-hates college
- has made mix cd's with Luther Vandross, Mobb Deep and Bob Marley all on the same cd
- will listen to any type of music
- will do anything for a laugh
- loves to find things no one else has
- has a porno from 1942
- has never smoked anything
- has only gotten drunk once
- will make friends with anybody
- has every pic/video of Vida Guerra
- has been to a sleepaway camp
- is named after a owner of a Golden Krust Bakery in New York
- has a little brother who is constantly telling him to stop messing around, or calling him immature
- has the musical taste of a 65 year old black man from Harlem
- has shopped at the Goodwill
- is addicted to Akademiks clothing
- is addicted to sneakers
- owns his own clothing line
- gets a haircut every Sunday
- was born in Bronxville
- grew up on a street with Polish, Columbian, Mexican, Arabian, Dominican, Italian, Puerto Rican and Brazilian neighbors
- spends money on things he doesnt need
- drinks Sobe over any other beverage
- is addicted to V8 Splash
- has lived on the 20th floor of an apartment building
*To whom it may concern:
Steal things off this page if you'd like, but just let it be known, I have killed for less. Thanks for stopping by.
