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About Me

Just your run of the mill douchebag with a penchant for buggery.

Honestly, if you're reading this, you probably already know me and it would be pretty self indulgent for me to go on and on about who I am - and I'm anything but self indulgent, right? Yeah, fuck you too pal. The following quiz results may shed some light on the question however. And yes, I was hoping to score 100% as Morrissey. Sniff.
You scored as Friedrich Nietzsche, Well you're an egotistical maniac, and you are so very iconoclastic that you probably are currently lost in a post-modern Jupiter, I mean jungle of self-definition.Don't let it get you down though, someday, through a willful onslaught of reinterpretation of dated forms and ideas, you will strike on something that passes as remotely new, and people WILL be into it on the basis of how hip it is alone. Also, the average espresso drinker looks up to you.
Friedrich Nietzsche

83%

Dante Alighieri

75%

Steven Morrissey

67%

Mother Teresa

58%

C.G. Jung

58%

Jesus Christ

42%

O.J. Simpson

33%

Miyamoto Musashi

33%

Adolf Hitler

25%

Hugh Hefner

25%

Stephen Hawking

17%

Sigmund Freud

Charles Manson

Elvis Presley

0%
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My Interests

Life, Liberty and the pursuit of prozac.
I do some "urban murals" in my spare time. Stencils etc. I'll put some pictures up soon. Maybe.

I'd like to meet:

I'm pretty well stocked on friends at the moment - I just got a new shipment from hong kong last week. Besides, I'm a complete bore, and I smell bad. It's probably best if you stay on your side of the monitor, thank you very much.
However, I will make an exception for the following:
Morrissey
My evil twin
Jean-Michel Basquiat
People with unintentional dreadlocks
Soccer moms who smoke meth behind the bleachers
People who carry mace and aren't afraid to spray it when the party winds down.
Mute witnesses
Lindsay Lohan's firecrotch - just for the autograph mind you.
And finally, My maker - I assume he's some sort of mad scientist whose actions reflect blatant disregard for the natural order of things.
Oh yeah, and Mindy Cohn. She's perfect in so many ways

Music:

Morrissey, smiths, Kings of Leon, Silversun Pickups, Colin Meloy, Dismemberment Plan, The Meat Department, Kristeen Young, Built To Spill, deacon blue, ocean blue, misfits, 7seconds, exploited, phido, green haus, psychedelic furs, echo and the bunnymen, old genesis, berlin, tom tom club, devo, cure, rem, postal service, death cab, arcade fire, infected mushroom, psygone, new order, beth orton, kina, fat girls with big voices, junior vasquez, keoki, miss kitten, carlos soulslinger, big band stuff sometimes...do I sound cool enough yet?

Movies:

It's ALL about Grey Gardens. If you haven't, you need to. Now. Seriously, get going.

Television:

24
aqua teen hunger force - MEATWAD!
I don't watch too much TV...although I do like to watch TVs - Baltimore has the best in the world actually.

Books:

I hate questions like this - so much pressure and hidden agenda.
If I don't name any books, I'm the jackass that doesn't read. And if I do name some books, and they aren't "intellectual" enough, I'm the jackass that reads crappy books. If I take the time to list a bunch of "deep" coffee house type books, then I'm an insecure jackass.
Fuck it, forget it. I'm protesting this one...no books will listed by me. Move along now...nothing to see here. Go evaluate someone else.
Update: Banksy just released a book. Go buy it. I did, and look how cool it made me. Run along now.

Heroes:

Sadly, I don't have any...maybe that's the problem.

My Blog

MORRISSEY TOUR DATES!!!

The dates for the first part of Morrissey's U.S. tour are as follows: april Fri 27 STOCKTON, CA : Bob Hope Theater [1,896 cap] Sat 28 SPARKS, NV : John Ascuaga's Celebrity Showroom [700 cap] Sun 29 ...
Posted by Morrissey Hates Me on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:38:00 PST

MORRISSEY TOUR!!! - he still hates me though.

Three US dates announced - all west coast, BUT this is a good sign. He has yet to tour the US in support of Ringleaders, so maybe this is the begining. Let's cross our fingers - seriously ...
Posted by Morrissey Hates Me on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:29:00 PST