The Penguins!!! Tattoos, music, zombies, jet skiing, living at the beach, anything Final Fantasy-related. Cloud is mine.
I've already met George Romero and most of the other important players in the zombie films, hopefully someday I'll meet the rest. And I met the gorgeousness that is Marc-Andre Fleury..*drool.* So that leaves Jarkko Ruutu, Evgeni Malkin, Martin Brodeur, Luongo, LeCavalier, Crosby, Sakic, the crying Messier, all the good players.
Shai Hulud, August Burns Red, Misery Signals, Bleeding Through, Bring Me the Horizon, Nora, Winds of f-ing Plague, Arsonists Get All the Girls, As Blood Runs Black, The Hope Conspiracy, Walls of Jericho, Sworn Enemy, Hopesfall, Leftover Crack, Full Blown Chaos, Flogging Molly, Rancid, Whatever It Takes, Better Off Dead, The Suicide Machines, some sweet old jazz, oldies, classic 70's, etc.
The Boondock Saints, Kevin Smith movies, The Big Lebowski, Brick, Memento, Monty Python, the Producers (old), Troma films, Ong-Bak, the Protector, Fearless, Hero, Ed Wood, Eddie Izzard specials, LOTR, Star Wars, the Driver, MST3K, SLC Punk, Gangs of New York, 300, Goodfellas, and, of course, above all, the George Romero masterpieces.
Penguins games! And some Devils, Canucks, Caps, and Canes games thrown in there. Mythbusters, Deadliest Catch, Adult Swim, Zim, Pushing Daisies, anything on Discovery, Discovery Times, or Comedy Central.
LOTR, true crime books, graphic novels (the Frank Miller ones), environmental books.
Josh, Cloud, my father, the boondock saints.