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Andy

I'm 75% sure that if I ever come across the real Santa, I'm going to punch him in the taint for neve

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 ..

My Interests

PLAYING GUITAR, CARDS, VOLLEYBALL AND WITH MYSELF.

I'd like to meet:

WITH OVER 6.5 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW THAT THERE HAS TO BE AT LEAST ONE GUY, AT THIS EXACT MOMENT IN TIME, 35 YEARS OLD AND SITTING ALL ALONE IN HIS MOTHER'S APARTMENT WITH NO JOB, NO MONEY, DRESSED ONLY IN HIS THUNDERCATS 'ONESIE' WITH THE RUBBER-SOLED FEET (FOR TRACTION) AND LIVING DAY AFTER UNEVENTFUL DAY EATING BUTTERED-BREAD SANDWICHES AND DRINKING SOY MILK BY THE GALLON SPENDING EVERY WAKING MOMENT WATCHING/RECORDING RERUNS OF "THE BRADY BUNCH," "CAPTAIN PLANET," AND "QUANTUM LEAP." I WANT TO MEET THIS GUY. "WHY" YOU ASK? SO THAT I CAN SAY "HEY, CREEP. KEEP LIVING THE DREAM... MY DREAM."

Music:

Where to start? Jack and Ben, Incubus, Damien Rice, Toadies, Blind Melon, Kanye (that son of a bitch is everywhere), Sublime, Janis Joplin, Rage, Jay-Z, Dashboard Confessional, Bright Eyes, Alice In Chains, Garth Brooks, Simon and Garfunkel, James Taylor, CCR, Outkast, 2Pac, Pomeroy, Old Boy Network, Ray Charles, Fiona Apple, Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, Ben Folds Five and Bob Marley, Panic! At the Disco, Muse, Johnny Cash, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Colin Haye, 311 and, of course, my boys in Hint of Innonence. Check them out on my friends list.

Movies:

TOO MANY TO LIST. OK, LORD OF THE RINGS AND STAR WARS!!!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, "HOW IS THIS GUY NOT GETTING LAID RIGHT NOW?" TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I HAVE NO IDEA.

Television:

FAMILY GUY, THE SIMPSONS, SOPRANOS AND ENTOURAGE. IN OTHER WORDS, ANY SHOW THAT PORTRAYS MY EVERYDAY LIFE.

Books:

I HAVE TO HAVE MY MOTHER LOG ME ON TO THIS AND READ EVERYTHING TO ME. I TRIED TO LEARN HOW TO READ ONCE BUT WAS QUICKLY SIDE-TRACKED BY A 12-PACK OF COORS LIGHT... AND LAZINESS.

Heroes:

I'M COMPELLED TO SAY ABRAHAM LINCOLN FOR ALL OF HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND MORALLY DRIVEN DECISIONS. BUT I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO GO WITH THE GUY WHO'S BANGING CHARLIZE THERON.

My Blog

Need to practice spankin' the monkey?

JUST DRAG THE HAND OVER THE MONKEY AS FAST AS YOU CAN! FELLAS, YOU KNOW THE DRILL. <EMBED src="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/monkey.swf" width="500" height="400"></embed><p>Games Prov...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 05:07:00 PST

More free stuff?!?!?!?!?

Just logged on today and, as always, my attention is diverted to the ad at the top-center portion of my screen. I'm sure you've all seen them: 'Punch Osama and win a PS2!' or 'Make a basket and win an...
Posted by Andy on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 10:23:00 PST

I'll give you $5 if you...

lick me.
Posted by Andy on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 06:37:00 PST