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About Me

I realized the three way love affair will never end: Hot Wings, College Football, and Boobies! They might be the three most important things in my life next to my family and friends and of course my girlfriend (my wife now)Faith. My friends and Family mean the world to me. They are one in the same. I love all of you!I've been blessed with a new addition to my life. My daughter Saydee Jaymes was born on April 25th 2009. Everything is going fantastic. Mama(Faith) is hanging in there. She has had your regular complications (sore, tired, etc) I love Faith more than ever before. Seeing her go through the birth process was a gift in itself. Saydee has already been a huge impact on my life. I already look at life differently. I'm more motivated and more positive in general. I always thought i new what love felt like. There is nothing quite like the love for your child.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Funny People and of course Rockstars. Its not possible but I would have loved to meet Bradley James Nowell formerly of Sublime (R.I.P.) and Shannon Hoon, formerly of Blind Melon (R.I.P.). Some of my favorite comedians/actors Martin Lawrence, Will Farrell, Conan O'brien, and Vince Vaughn. ETC

My Blog

The Diner (the way it posted may make it hard to follow, sorry)

The Diner By Dax Denton Began April 09 The rain was coming down extremely hard. The windows in the diner were starting to fog over.. Mr. Snyder sat at his regular booth next to the entrance sipping hi...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 20:29:00 GMT

A little Me running around!

If you haven't heard Faith and I are having a baby! We should know the sex pretty soon! I'm really stoked. I'm of course a little freaked out too. The money issue is always a question. Whatever when i...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:05:00 GMT

Stand Up

I really need some time on stage. It's been a while and I'm really jonesing!! I have new stuff. It's new though! Girlfriend stuff. Vegas stuff!!! If anyone knows of an Open Mic Night let me know!! I'm...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:03:00 GMT

Create your own South Park character.

Create your own South Park Character at http://spstudio.linda.hosting-friends.de/spstudio.html  Here is a sample. My friend Carlito. If you cant view him in my Blog, check him out in My Pics.
Posted by on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 19:22:00 GMT

Get Out of My Way.. I'm Starving!!!

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Posted by on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:02:00 GMT

My Boss told me to change the...........

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Posted by on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 16:51:00 GMT

Eat Here........

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Posted by on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 16:25:00 GMT

New Orleans Relief Effort Failed - The Real Reason

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Posted by on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 16:19:00 GMT

Free Association (writing)

Can you meet a girl at a bar? I dont care if there are so called rules. I just want to go out one night and have a hot chick be all about me! Me baby, Me. Not my friends. Not some a guy I was bullshit...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 17:29:00 GMT

POOP!

It's hard to keep a straight face after you say the word "Poop!" Give it a try.
Posted by on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 15:40:00 GMT