Pete the Destroyer - ProfilesArchive

About Me

im a heartless bastard. theres no place id rather be than on stage with my band spewing heavy metal...or in between ur moms legs, oh snap... ..ladies and gentlemen...METALLICA

My Interests

punching down trees, rockin out, makin out, humping out, and drinkin beer, oh yea and cuddling

I'd like to meet:

other bands out there, the guy who runs mtv so i can gut him and pee in his empty chest cavity, and a lot of hot chicks
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Music:

metal
death metal
grunge
classic rock
anything murderous, groovin', and heavy...radio and mtv sucks my taint.

Movies:

yep they're great

Television:

south park, family guy, and when i can catch them, sopranos and entourage

Books:

i only read when im pooping.

Heroes:

james hetfield, son of a bitch dimebag, wolverine, ron jeremy, captain planet

My Blog

whoever invented surveys...

should have their lower mandible ripped off and should be drowned in a tub of salt water. talk about being pretentious.
Posted by Pete the Destroyer on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:32:00 PST

a bit of advice

so i went to the eastern state penitentiary last night with some friends and my sister. brief summary: it blew my cock. i kno, i kno some of you may be thinking, 'hey! thats in the top 10 most haunte...
Posted by Pete the Destroyer on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:32:00 PST

contrary to what any of you may think...

flat brim hats and dancing are not metal.
Posted by Pete the Destroyer on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 02:21:00 PST

this is why im bored

The Dirty Thirty 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself. 1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? um like two days ago 2. What were you doing this morning at 1am? gutting children with a dul...
Posted by Pete the Destroyer on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:50:00 PST

killing things with a hammer somehow makes it alright

i dont even kno what this is about, im just gonna wing it...its my first blog, fucking b-l-o-g, what a stupid gayass word, who the fuck invented it, i oughtta skin them with a fork, goddamit....someti...
Posted by Pete the Destroyer on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:21:00 PST