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About Me

I'm a 5'11", 140lb piece of Jersey boy who likes jocking computers, video games, and beer bottles equally.

My Interests

Drawing, reading, traveling, making music, hiking, camping, drinking coffee, dicking around on the computer, playing Halo, f'ing yer mom

I'd like to meet:

You. Let's beat Bubble Bobble together.

Music:

At The Gates, The Rolling Stones, Aphex Twin, King Crimson, Jay-Z, David Bowie, Dimmu Borgir, Einsturzende Neubauten, Nirvana, Cassette Boy -sex change- Cassette Girl, Nick Drake, Tool, The Kinks, NIN (espcially the m'fucking Quake soundtrack... wow), Howlin Wolf, Soil Work, Square Pusher, Iggy Pop, Rahzel + Roni Size, various soundtracks

Movies:

Phantasm I II III IV, Donnie Darko, The Thing, Hard Boiled, Willow, 28 Days Later, Old School, Night of The Living Dead, Alien Trilogy, Legend, Bubba Ho-tep, Easy Rider, Equilibrium, Serial Mom (for that matter, Pink Flamingos), Ninja Bachelor Party, Super Troopers, Pumpkinhead, The Shining

Television:

I fucking hate tv but I will admit to watching Adult Swim. Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in da hood, G.

Books:

Anything HP Lovecraft, Neil Gaiman, Christopher Moore, Philip K Dick, Neal Stephenson, Fight Club, Beowulf, Much Ado About Nothing, Spiderman - anything with Venom and Carnage, The Iliad & The Odyssey, electronics manuals, alt2600, slashdot.org, Weird New Jersey, Cinefex, The Illuminatus! Trilogy

Heroes:

Batman, mostly.

My Blog

"Do you think that's air you're breathing?" " How to enter an office bathroom

The first step begins even before you're in the room. Since offices typically have limited capacity seating situations, your first (and potentially most difficult) task is to find an open room. Try no...
Posted by Ivan on Wed, 30 May 2007 03:57:00 PST

I don't care if it's old, cold or covered in mold, it's for the shorties.

If you follow movie news and gossip, you may have heard that Harrison Ford is looking to reprise his role as Indian Jones for one last film. Beating him to the geriatric punch, Sylvester Stallone has ...
Posted by Ivan on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:55:00 PST

C is For Cookie

Today I discovered a fun fact while fucking around on the computer. OS X's built in dictionary has the word "cunt" in it. That's awesome. For those of you that might be horrified by this, fuck off. Th...
Posted by Ivan on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:23:00 PST

Territorial Pissings

To the Lil Ms Hipster seated next to me on the train this morning,Fuck you. When you first sat down, I thought you were a boy. Not that your gender mattered to me much. I was about to pass out. So lon...
Posted by Ivan on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:50:00 PST

Satellite of Love

I was happily resting in my apartment after a long day at work. With my keyboard at my finger tips, I entered note after note in my music program; hot on the trail of another "smash hit". All of a sud...
Posted by Ivan on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 08:57:00 PST

Swinging to the New World Order

Normally I dont forward crap but this particular email was just too ripe to pass up. My comments are at the end. I found a site with the letter in its origonal HTML format, pics and all Anoth...
Posted by Ivan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Let it Ride

This will be my first post from my brand spanking new 20" iMac. Thank god Apple makes computers because no one else really does. At least well. Anyway, I digress and I haven't even bitten into the...
Posted by Ivan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

No Fun

I'm a little hung over from last night but I have a story worth telling. If you were at the Loop Lounge last night with me, this is old news but please, let's have a second laugh. I went with a bun...
Posted by Ivan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Suburbs Will be Just as Easy

This episode is going to be a rant about one of America's most horrendous insitutions: school. In particular, I'd like to single out highschool. If asked to name the biggest hinderence to becoming a w...
Posted by Ivan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Strict Machine - Reader Mail

In response to my blog entry, "My Strict Machine": ------------------------------------------------- "so, yeah your profile flashed on my screen and i realized i've met you....i knew your friend ( s...
Posted by Ivan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST