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alawiscious

i only want sympathy in the form or you crawling into bed with me

About Me

AIM- alvadeere yahoo messenger-batcave311 i'm the present day peter pan/cupid. i'll never grow up. they can't make me!! i play soccer and tennis and i ice speed skate. the dan jansen/bonnie blair kine. Currently i am training at the US Olympic Speed Skating Center (The Pettit) in Milwaukee, WI. I am sponsored by NCLA (Norwegian Cruise Line America). i took 7 years off so this is a build up year so we'll see. if you're a staight guy and goodlookin chances are i've hit on you before. most likely we've made out. that kinda thing tends to happen. ;) relationship status is a big SINGLE. i don't think anyone can handle. plus my friends and i came to the decision that i have relationship ADD. so if you think you got the goods than find me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ..

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My Interests

whatever i feel like doing at that moment
Your Penis Name is: Curious George

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Your Birthdate: August 30
Your birthday on the 30th day of the month shows individual self-expression is necessary for your happiness.You tend to have a good way of expressing yourself with words, certainly in a manner that is clear and understandable.You have a good chance of success in fields requiring skill with words.You can be very dramatic in your presentation and you may be a good actor or a natural mimic.You have a vivid imagination that can assist you in becoming a good writer or story-teller.Strong in your opinions, you always tend to think you are on the right side of an issue.There may be a tendency to scatter your energies and have a lot of loose ends in your work.You may have significant artistic talent and be very creative. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

I'd like to meet:

1A. my future husband, Brian from Binghamton (again!) 1b. johnny depp cause he's hot 1c. jude law cause he's beautiful 2. albert einstein cause the man's on it 3. lisa kudrow cause she's a funny biatch and 4. hitler so i can bitch-slap his ass and say "what the fuck"
You May Be a Bit Narcissistic ...
Yeah, you're a bit fixated on yourself.But you're so great, you can't help it!You're a bit obsessed with your own fame and success.And you'll push past anyone who stands in your way. What Personality Disorder Are You?

Music:

dieselboy, local H, violent femmes, smashing pumpkins, maroon 5, nelly furtado, bjork, dj rap, the cure, aphrodite, black eyed peas, scissor sisters, biggest retro 80's fan you'll ever find, keoki, gwen, silverchair, blink, duran duran, olive, air, and a little al green to sooth the soul.i like to stay single but a lil hint on how to catch me for good. i sit and wait for the day when someone surprises me by serinating me to my favorite song in the whole world. it's easy so start learning. i'll even make it easy on you and give you the words.The Cure~ Just Like Heaven Show me, show me, "Show me how you do that trick The one that makes me scream" she said "The one that makes me laugh" she said And threw her arms around my neck "Show me how you do it And I promise you I promise that I'll run away with you I'll run away with you"Spinning on that dizzy edge I kissed her face and kissed her head And dreamed of all the different ways I had To make her glow "Why are you so far away?" she said "Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you That I'm in love with you"You Soft and only You Lost and lonely You Strange as angels Dancing in the deepest oceans Twisting in the water You're just like a dreamDaylight licked me into shape I must have been asleep for days And moving lips to breathe her name I opened up my eyes And found myself alone alone Alone above a raging sea That stole the only girl I loved And drowned her deep inside of meYou Soft and only You Lost and lonely You Just like heaven my boys scott and kevin's band Fever Marlene. www.myspace.com/fevermarlene awesome band and two amazing guys. check em out. they're always playin at some venue. and i'm pretty much a groupie these days haha.. width="425" height="350" .. LIAM LYNCH- MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVA GREAT SONG~!!!.. width="425" height="350" ..anyone that really knows me.. i am not sid vicious... i am sid alawisciousthis was my favorite man ever! R.I.P. Sid.. width="425" height="350" ..my song that will be played at my funeraL .... and btw there will be a cover charge unless you are on the VIP list. that's right fools. if you are gonna be seeing my dead ass lying there then you are gonna have to pay for that shit.

Movies:

DONNIE DARKO, WAKING LIFE, ROMI AND MICHELLES HIGHSCHOOL REUNIONN, AMALIE, GOONIES, CRUEL INTENTIONS, QUEEN OF THE DAMNED

Television:

FRIENDS, SEX AND THE CITY.

Books:

THE WAY OF THE PEACEFUL WARRIOR AND PART 2 THE SACRED JOURNEY OF A PEACEFUL WARRIOR BY DAN MILLMAN, THE CELESTINE PROPHECY BY JAMES REDFIELD, AND ISHMAEL

Heroes:

all my fellow speed skaters cause we all know how hard we bust our ass everyday damn it! my close friends and my immediate family, not extended haha

My Blog

aL is now on facebook

..> aL is now on facebook hey everyone.  so my myspace is kinda outta control.  love everyone on here but face it i do know a lot of people but i don't know everyone on my myspace so i w...
Posted by alawiscious on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:22:00 PST

aL's simple life-episode .1 House sitting for the Trimbles

i have been house sitting for 1 1/2 weeks now for my buddy nick's family and they have 3 cats and 1 dog.  arwin-overweight yellow lab, falcore-kinda pissy white persian lookin cat, roxie-rea...
Posted by alawiscious on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:46:00 PST

i went on an expedition last night (read on if you dare)

my headline doesn't lie.  i had sex with a bagina last night.  but i told her that i wouldn't lick it.  first time in like 7 years.  p.s.  she had a boyfriend ...
Posted by alawiscious on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 02:31:00 PST

south beach and aqua girl vacation

ok.  so i just got back from south beach.  wednesday til sunday i was there.  it was a great group of us.  we went to aqua girl which is a huge national lesbian party.  it was...
Posted by alawiscious on Mon, 15 May 2006 04:29:00 PST

my elimidate episode airs next tuesday

my elimidate episode is finally gonna be airing.  it airs next tuesday, dec. 13th      check this link to find out what time and what channel it is broadcasted on in your...
Posted by alawiscious on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 04:18:00 PST

i'm in san fran til tuesday the 2nd of november

hey everyone.. if you're in san fran and want to hang out with the legendary ME then get a hold of me before tuesday. i'm on holiday bitches! then it's back to the cold ice rink in good ole (i'm ki...
Posted by alawiscious on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 02:00:00 PST

someone stole my pics!! identity thief!!

ok so you know there can only be one aLaWiScIoUs around here.  the world can barely handle me let alone two of us.  so sadly enough someone decided they were going to pretend to be me.&...
Posted by alawiscious on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 12:44:00 PST

speed skating, elimiDATE, and san fran halloween updates.

ok..  so aLaWiScIoUs lives!!!  yay..  haha.  i know i've been horrible about keeping up lately with my blogs and up to date with replying back on messages and comments but i promis...
Posted by alawiscious on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 05:47:00 PST

the stabbing that just happened next to my parents house. MUST READ THIS!!!!

wow... craziness just happened.  i went outside to my car at my parents house around 12:30ish am and these two guys were walking in front of our house and they stopped talking and we all looked a...
Posted by alawiscious on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:35:00 PST

i'm not too proud with the whole gay pride.....

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Posted by alawiscious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST