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Da RealesT

About Me



T.M. The Man is my name (as far as you need to know lol). I'm originally from Los Angeles, California: The city of the best Mexican food. I now live in Miami, and have been rasied here most of my life. It's a great city (depending where), and the burning hot sun is just about the best feeling (untill about 10 mintues later when the UV rays start to hurt lol). I'm a pretty Real Guy who Loves ROCK. I've been playing the guitar for years, and love to play it. There's a lot more to know about me, I'm just not gonna write it in here. If you wanna see wat I'm all about you can e-mail me at [email protected]. And for all the Losers that has AIM lol j/k, my s/n is TheMan RealesT99.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm Just lookin' for anyone who has the same interests as I do. I don't mind going out for a drink or for a dance, as long as there's some good music playing.

Music:


My Blog

The Many Ways to Say, "Put on a Condom"

The Many Ways to Say, "Put on a Condom" 1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt shroud you spout 5) Don'...
Posted by "The Man" on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:57:00 PST

Sex Astrology, Look for Libra ;-)

  Sexual Horoscope .. Repost with your sign, if you dare   Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) -- Just as I was writing this one, my Capricorn friend proceeds to call me...Capricorns are psychic b...
Posted by "The Man" on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 01:45:00 PST

The Sum of Things

Because the truth is... it was the best of times. Mistakes were made, hearts were broken, harsh lessons learned, but all of that has receded into fond memory now. How does it happen? Why are we so qui...
Posted by "The Man" on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:07:00 PST

Do You Know Me? Find out By Clicking Here

Lets see the funny stuff u people come up with. YOU fill in theblanks about ME even if u dont have any idea what they are andsend it back to ME. But first post a blank one out to all yourfriends so th...
Posted by "The Man" on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 07:49:00 PST

90's Kids Will Always Remember These

Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you should, you should not repost this.Just because you were born in '93 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.It's not like you could remember the or...
Posted by "The Man" on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:19:00 PST

One Word

Y O U...C A N...O N L Y...T Y P E...O N E...W O R D !N O...E X P L A N A T I O N S ! 1. Yourself:The Man 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend:Indivdualizationing 3.your hair:Gone 4. Your Mother:Proud 5. Your ...
Posted by "The Man" on Wed, 24 May 2006 05:59:00 PST

The Survey thing again

1. What does your MySpace name mean?It means that I am The Man ;-). the "'s mean the spirit within me is... ok nevermind lol 2. Elaborate on your default photo:Thats the Picture my Lovely took of me. ...
Posted by "The Man" on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 10:59:00 PST

The Survey thing

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Zamil X LopezBirthday:September 24th 1984Birthplace:Paramount, CaliforniaCurrent Location:Miami, FloridaEye Color:BrownHair Color:BrownHeight:5'10Right Handed o...
Posted by "The Man" on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 11:30:00 PST

Who are you, and yea that too :-P

This is more of a Just for fun thing For Real. Also, just in case if I dont know someone, I can know them regardless lol. Enjoy. 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you...
Posted by "The Man" on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 09:33:00 PST

Being single is starting to suck

Seriously, After i've chosen to be single. It's been good and dandy for like a month. Now it sucks, reason being the one night stand thing is getting boring. It's like routine after routine. Then the ...
Posted by "The Man" on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 09:39:00 PST