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Julie P. H.

Motherfuckerwhatthefuck? -Krazy Eyez Killah

About Me


I love Hillary so very much and I'm sad that things aren't going to be that kind of amazing for the world, but I can support Barack Obama now. That's what Hillary wants me to do. And I desperately want to be friends with Chelsea and it makes me wild that we live on this tiny island together and we aren't friends. It just doesn't make any fucking sense.
I'm a strong Panther and me and my husband are both from little places in Arkansas and we're going to live in NYC while he does his residency at NYU.
Please visit my website: JPHardee.com I was featured in a segment on the Martha Stewart show on Jan. 19th '07, teaching Martha how to make the necklace I designed in Oct. of 2005 to wear with a HOT Betsey Johnson dress that I got on clearance.
The necklaces I make were sold in Patricia Field's boutique in NYC, but now I am deeply burned-out and sick of making them. But I work for Patricia Field now, and I run her online store and it's kind of my favorite job ever.
I have a 22+ year pen-pal and it's awesome and I'm super proud of the both of us for sticking together all these years and being such awesome raging liberals and just damn-cool ladies.
Watch my segment from the Martha show here. (It's about 8 minutes long. She offered to adopt me but I declined.
She was very tall and pretty and they fed me a sandwich . Click here for my page at Martha Stewart.

My Interests

Feminism for my generation, collecting vintage greeting cards, lumberjackery, My Little Ponies, decorative packing-tape, juicy vocabularies, napping, traveling, making stuff. Mascara, freckles, Raunchy lyrics, Writing letters on paper with stamps to my G-ma, Deery Lou the cheerful fawn, Magazines, Nikons, Sewin' Machines, Kuntry Kings, Wikipedia, High-Waisted pants, short finger nails.

I'd like to meet:

Tina Fey and Gwen Stefani. I feel like I'm at a weird age in a young woman's life to have women to look up to and admire. Role-models you could say. So these are two of mine.

Music:

Goldfrapp, Leslie and the LY's, M.I.A., Ben Folds, Scissor Sisters, Peaches, Nasty Rap of all sorts, vintage country ladies like Loretty and Patsy and the new rebel dixie chicks, Kanye West, Lily Allen, GWEN! El Gambina, Misnomer(s)

Movies:

Grey Gardens, Pecker, Coal Miner's Daughter, Mommie Dearest, Carrie, Pumpkin, Documentaries, I Heart Huckabees.

Television:

If I don't watch Daily Show, Colbert, then immediately change to Letterman then Conan every week night I freak out like Rainman.

Books:

Photography Books, Cook Books and Smut. Martha's Homekeeping Handbook- It's Magical. When I try to think of groceries to buy, I look at Amy Sedaris's book: Hospitality Under the Influence because it's full of my-speed recipes.

Heroes:

My red-headed Grandma, Kimbroly. Me. Martha, Amy Sedaris, Michael Moore. Linda McCartney.

My Blog

My Hillary Pic and other Arkansas Dem. News

I have my pic with Martha because of a personal achievement/skill but now I have a pic of Hillary because I'm obsessed and crazy. See how I'm squeezing her? As soon as I removed myself from her and sh...
Posted by Julie P. H. on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:10:00 PST

Naps on Sunday Fuck Up My Sleep Survey

1) If you had a baby with the last person who texted you, what would the last name be?Pennington, because it would mean 2 ladies created the child and I would be the dominant portion of the union2) Ho...
Posted by Julie P. H. on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:02:00 PST

MCHS PANTHER REUNION INFO!

Welcome Back Magnet Cove Class of 1998 October 3rd and 4th 2008   It's time to get ready for the Class of 1998's 10 Year Reunion!  We have great plans lined up and it wouldn't be the same ...
Posted by Julie P. H. on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:07:00 PST

Melissa’s Boyfriend

How well DO you know your significant other?? be honest!!!........20 Q's1) They are watching TV, what are they watching?The Hills. I'm not kidding. And then he leaves the TV on ESPN to piss me off whe...
Posted by Julie P. H. on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:15:00 PST

High School Reunion Get Ready Pics

Update: I just added a couple new ones. I was definitely rocking some Jessica McClintock dresses back in the early 90's! I am really, really sad that I can't go to Arkansas and scan more pics in time ...
Posted by Julie P. H. on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 08:29:00 PST

Proud Mommies Survey!!!

all proud mommies fill this out!!*Child/Childrens Age?Unknown but approx 5 - 7 years Name?Bonnie Stephanie and Patsy Tiffany both are (Pennington Hardee)Birthday?Unknown, but I celebrate the anniversa...
Posted by Julie P. H. on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 08:21:00 PST

Nightlife Awards

I video taped my lovely friend and co-worker, Tobell Von Cartier performing the other night and here is the delicious video! She did Black Pussy Surprise and Respect My Bitch. ...
Posted by Julie P. H. on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:16:00 PST

For Susan A. MAC Make-up Detail

I know a girl in Memphis who is a MAC make-up artist and I wanted to detail this whole make-up thing I went to her her because the artist who taught it is a big-time make-up guy. I should have looked ...
Posted by Julie P. H. on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:02:00 PST

Courtney Love "Secret" Show

Thursday in one of the many, many daily newsletters of NYC events that I receive I saw something for a Free Courtney Love show and I signed up. I didn't realize how many people were so into Courtney L...
Posted by Julie P. H. on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:32:00 PST

Around the 'hood photos

This is where we walk the dogs every day- on the East River Walk. ..We live near the Queensboro Bridge:Walking around the neighborhood, taking photos and putting them online is time consuming and free...
Posted by Julie P. H. on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:03:00 PST