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About Me

I lead a pretty boring life really..:-) I'm 27 5'9". I am in a relationship with a very wonderful woman. I also have a lil boy named Tanner. He is 3 almost 4. He is a handful. He is such a good lil boy though. He is very VERY smart and sometimes I think he is smarter than me. Alicia loves him almost as much as I do. Alicia and I have been together for 2.5 years now. She is such a good person. She's great!!..gotta love her! I no longer work in retail. I just moved up and on in life and now work in INDIANAPOLIS for JP MORGAN CHASE Bank. I started here in February of this year. I am so happy I got back into what I want again. I never thought I was going to find another banking job that I wanted. Actually I didn't CHASE found me. They called me and asked me to work for them so that has to make a guy feel good right? :-) Anyway, I feel good knowing Im back at what I love doing. It also helps to work for the 2nd largest bank in the US.. But soon to be THE largest.
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My Interests

I like a lot of things. My son and Alicia are tied for ..1 hee hee. Football, MY BEST FRIENDS- COON, Baker, Sco Pete, Trevor, YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!!!!!!.TV - I like reality shows (Real World Survivor Big Brother etc..), cars, trucks (I used to have a Jeep.. I LOVED MY JEEP), games (video, card, board), poker, casinos, cooking out, all sorts of things. Ask me if you really wanna know more.

I'd like to meet:

Hmm...good one.......George W. Bush so I could tell him what a piece of S*** he is and how much he sucks as president.......The cast of Jackass because I loved that show, Just too many people to name:-)

Music:

I really like all music.. for the most part.... well I take that back... if you get in my car and ask me if i have any good Polka cd's I'm probably gonna bust your ass! hahahaha

Movies:

I love movies.. comedy movies are my favorite, anything with Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Will Ferrell. Scary movies are good and also like action movies.

Books:

I'm actually reading a book now... yeah thats right.. hell just froze over...Its by Truman Capote.....i dunno...whatever

Heroes:

My son Tanner is my biggest hero! He has turned me into a better person. I see and enjoy life now because of him.. I no longer just pass through life.

My Blog

Funerals...a suprising comedic relief.

So Let me just say my Grammy's funeral was great! That is scary I know. A funeral can be fun... here is how your funeral can be fun too. Have a Catholic funeral even if you are not Catholic or religio...
Posted by I need more COW BELL!! on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 04:37:00 PST

Death... it surrounds us.

I received a call from one of my bosses at work to contact my aunt. Upon calling her she informs me that my Great Grandmother was very very ill and that the Dr's didn't expect her to make it through t...
Posted by I need more COW BELL!! on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 03:49:00 PST