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I wake up in the morning wondering helplessly when the day will be over so that my lazy ass may wander back to the safety and comfort of my sheets. I sometimes fear I was birthed by an alien form. I have a small obsession with midgets, leiderhosen, assless chaps and Raamen noodles, in no particular order and not necessarily related. I love to travel. I want to see the world and most of all, safari in Africa. However, ultimately, my life goal is to live in a kickass Robinson-Crusoe style luxury treehouse like the ones you see on Discovery Channel, write a bazillion novels, drink good bottles of wine and live it up with my man and my dog! Hehe......don't tell me ur all not thinking tha'td be the life.....'casue it would. I love music-did production management in Boston for a lil while, mostly local bands, but some larger stuff. Slayer was my all-time fave. Fun to party with after an even cooler show. I'm big into writing and photographs. I'm also big into my dog Rufus and my boyfriend Josh....my lil family. THey rock. Well, I guess that's about all about me. Looking for some cool friends to help ease the boredom of work on a daily basis and keep my lazy ass awake. Lol. Hit me up if you feel like it. CLICK HERE TO GET A NEW CONTACT TABLE + THOUSANDS OF OTHER GRAPHICSI FINALLY QUIT TOOJAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| View | Add Favorite Bridge jumping on Cape Cod, floating off the pier at Cotch Pinaket with my bestest bud Josh, drum circles in Boston, spontaneous trips to New York, living in a tent for ten months up north, Hawks Nest, Goose Pond, the old Suburban, Jordons old cow car, Club Hell, Music, Travel, finding different ways to entertain myself when I'm bored at work. The beach, trying a million different kinds of beer before I die. It's good to have goals you know. And of course.....my dog Rufus.....best dog in the world a. He showers at the beach, climbs trees, and always has a stupid look on his face. What more could you want? The best boyfriend in the whole world?center

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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Frank Sinatra so that I could look at an old guy for the only time in my life and be completely and utterly turned on. I'd like to meet Johnny Depp and pick his brain with no fear that he would get annoyed. I would like to meet 32 caucasian midgets and throw them in electric barstools and make them race around my living room for my sheer amusement.
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Music:

powered by frazy.com A little bit of everything. Poison, VAST, NIN, Tori Amos, Slayer, Ani DiFranco, Dashboard Confessional, Pearl Jam, Iron and Wine, Def Leppard, Cinderella, Metallica, Enya, BOC, Frou Frou, Frente, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Etta James, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Lynard Skynard, Allman Brothers, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews, Counting Crows, Bob Marley, The Cure, Depeche Mode, various 80's bullshit which I sing to so loudly in my car that I drown out the radio. I pretty much like it all. I hate opera music and I'm not a huge fan of jazz, but other than that, Classic Rock, Metal, Classical, New Age, Country, etc. I pretty muchj listen to it all.

Movies:

Um...I love movies....pretty much all of 'em. Some favorites: Pulp Fiction, Natural Born Killers, Blow, Resevoir Dogs, True Romance, American History X, shit like that. Also the 80's classics: Breakfast Club, sixteen candles, Lost Boys, Better off Dead (an all-time fave), Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Say Anthing. Okay, I'm also a sucker for Titanic, but SHUT UP and DONT TELL ANYBODY. Especially my boyfriend. He'd kick me right in the kneecaps for that one. Thinks DiCaprio is the most untalented actor ever.....and I can't really disagree.

Television:

I'm a Seinfeld/Sex in the City junkie. Other than that, I'm a channel surfer. If I get time to watch tv, I'll flip til I find something I like, generally on Comedy Central. I'm a big Carlos Mencia fan.

Books:

Anything and everything. I devour literature. My all-time favorites...."The Good Earth", "Confessions of an Ex-Girlfriend", "Shell Seakers", "Memoirs of a Geisha", "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn", "White Oleander", anything Wally Lamb and various others. Also a huge Walt Whitman and Emily Dickinson fan.

Heroes:

Brie is one of my heroes cause she thinks I'm the coolest chick alive. Yes.....I'm aware that she's only FIve. NOTE TO ALL: THE CIGARETTE IS NOT LIT IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY AND I DIDN'T HAVE A MOMENT TO PUT THE BEER OR THE CIG DOWN. THIS WAS ON MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAME RUNNING OUT AND JUMPED UP ON MY LAP. I AM NOT A CHILD-KILLER. LOL. (LINDSEY)

FlyGirlGameThat chick is my hero. :)

My Blog

Most Beautiful Lyrics EVER

Most beautiful lyrics EVER: Hey theyre DelilahWhats it like in New York CityI'm a thousand miles awayBut girl tonight you look so prettyYes you doTimes Square cant shine as bright as you...
Posted by Mama Got a Brand New RIDE! on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:00:00 PST

I'm in "cool, new people" hell

For some reason, my name has recently been appearing on the "cool, new people" list. I must tell you, it's not making me feel all that cool. Rather more like blowing my fucking brains out ...
Posted by Mama Got a Brand New RIDE! on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:57:00 PST

It's NOT a TUMAAA

SOOOOO....in the tradition of things going not-so-swimmingly-swell lately, I got some really, truly, unexpected news last Friday. I've had quite a few tests done in the past few weeks on my blad...
Posted by Mama Got a Brand New RIDE! on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:21:00 PST

And now for something entirely different

So...my buddy Brett turned me onto this really cool shit. Have any of you ever heard of merchant-marines. No....I'm not joining the frickin marines or anything. Basically, Brett gets...
Posted by Mama Got a Brand New RIDE! on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 09:50:00 PST

It was bound to happen.....

So, Josh finally got arrested last night. He's had a warrant out for his arrest for 2 and 1/2 years now for failure to appear in court after his DUI. So, last night, I have this terrible n...
Posted by Mama Got a Brand New RIDE! on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 05:55:00 PST

Ahhhh-Weekends

And once again, it's fucking Monday. That is the worst news I've heard all day. However, it was all worth it. My weekend was great. I did plenty of boozing, hung out with some ...
Posted by Mama Got a Brand New RIDE! on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 08:17:00 PST

TGIF

Have a fantabulous weekend all. Linds...Matt....give a girl a shout....we'll go drink like fish and call each other silly names and such. I wanna c how lindsey stands on her head and does ...
Posted by Mama Got a Brand New RIDE! on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 01:57:00 PST

Woopity Ding Dong Dandy

FUCK THE LIFE OUT OF ME THIS DAY IS NOT ENDING. Alas....I have only 15 minutes left, but it is tick-tick-ticking by so slowly, that I feel as though my brain, squirming ever so helplessly inside...
Posted by Mama Got a Brand New RIDE! on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 01:50:00 PST

Just Things

Well....I forgot to mention this morning that not only was I hung over and breakfastless (I made that word up), but I was mauled in my sleep by my lovely puppy. I didn't even notice&nb...
Posted by Mama Got a Brand New RIDE! on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 11:12:00 PST

Hangovers and Burnt Toast

Yup....about the extent of my morning so far. Woke up with a raunchy ass hangover. I didn't think that I'd drank that much, but then, I vaguely began to remember a jello shooter and a shot...
Posted by Mama Got a Brand New RIDE! on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 06:08:00 PST