I'm Lindsay. I've survived 19 years in Airdrie, and come out of it relatively unscathed - I'm like a walking, talking miracle.
I'm at uni doing Journalism and Creative Writing. Yes, that's a real thing. I was surprised too. Also doing English, Politics, Sociology and French - mais oui! I actually love the French language, but I'm too lazy to do it as my degree. I'd rather bob about writing stories, thank you very much. When I'm big I want to write a book and marry someone famous.
I'm not a total airhead, I promise.
At the weekends, I work in Accessorize. I love my discount more than life itself.
I love my family. I love my friends. I love shopping. I love nights out. I love nights in. I love uni. I love chocolate. I love shoes. I love laughing. I love late night text messages. I love unexpected emails. I love long-winded MSN conversations about nothing. I love walking through puddles in my wellies. I love going for a walk when it's frosty. I love Christmas. I love boybands. I love my bed. I just love life.
why i love my girls...
"I fell off a horse once..."
"Look baby sheep!"
"Eh, they're just regular sheep up a hill..."
"Hens are just lady chickens."
"What?! REALLY?!"
"Are they going out?"
"No, they're coming in."
"Here, I'm not just cute, I'm HOT STUFF."
"I'll just put on my bikini when we get there."
"I'm such a cool cat."
"HONEY DEWS!"
"And I was like... naw son."
"SO... I didn't see that coming."
"Are you going to kiss me, 'cos it's freezing out here!"
"See? Being aloof WORKS!
"MATT CAT!!!
"Cambrera... BALCO!"
"I'm always up for a man hunt. See when I'm married and have babies and so on? I'll still be up for a man hunt."
"WILL YOUR MEHT GO WIT MY MEHT?!"
"The Irish are coming! Behind that treeeee!"
"Yer mo."
"STUNG!"
"YOU CAN BOLT!"
"DOBBEEEER!"
"She's a gymnast."
"We'd have beautiful children."
"Ah canna un'erstan' ya accent. It's too strong."
"My name is MUHMUH."
"MUHMUH?!"
"Yes."
"Do you do woo woos?"
"I'll woo woo if you'll woo woo!"
"When it's spriiing again I'll briiing again...
TULIPS FROM AMSTERDAM!"
"Cannae whack a good snog and a grope!"
"Or sour cream and onion Pringles."
"Right now... I'd prefer the sour cream and onion Pringles thanks."
"We all must look mad... Sitting clicking... And fingering... Oh no, I didn't mean that!!"
"Aye! Where's yer troooooosers?!"
"Eh, I'm wearing a skirt, mate..."
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