Pay attention, Jeremy Kyle fans. |
I'm sorry I have to bring this to your attention, but it's been on my mind for quite some time.Jerry Springer keeps Jeremy Kyle's bollocks in a jar on his mantle.This is for three reasons, which I sha...
Posted by oscar x-ray on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:58:00 PST |
Do you do Haiku? I do. |
They say smoking kills They're probably right y'know. But, damn, it looks cool. * I get hangovers It's just God's way of saying not to sober up. * Last night I went out, ended up in some dive...
Posted by oscar x-ray on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:57:00 PST |
I Think Im Nocturnal |
I used to work in the evenings. Half past five until nine o'clock, Monday through Thursday. It was only part-time but it was well-paid and not too tasking. Other than the short hours, easy work and hi...
Posted by oscar x-ray on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:03:00 PST |
Things I dont like and why I dont like them. |
Clowns:
; They always have smiley faces, regardless of what's going on inside their heads. This creeps me o...
Posted by oscar x-ray on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:26:00 PST |
Toasters |
It appears as though my blogs have been getting progressively controversial. With the "Earflaps" and "Crime & Punishment" blogs not going down very well at all. So I thought I'd broach a subject a...
Posted by oscar x-ray on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:55:00 PST |
Crime & Punishment |
Teenage gang crime is out of control - they said so on Radio 2 - and hard-working, decent, honest, law-abiding, salt-of-the-earth people are powerless to do anything about it. I don't deny that t...
Posted by oscar x-ray on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:14:00 PST |
Road Signs. |
When you drive on the motorway, there are a lot of road signs. Some are very useful, such as the ones that tell you what road to take if you want to get to your destination. Those signs are useful. Th...
Posted by oscar x-ray on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:09:00 PST |
Earflaps. |
Earflaps on hats, to be precise, I'm not talking about elephants, nor the odd condition that seems to afflict every human over the age of 55's earlobes.
I am an avid fancier of hats. I hav...
Posted by oscar x-ray on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:52:00 PST |
Eating |
I enjoy a good steak. In fact, I enjoy a steak even if it isn't that good. I really like a cheeseburger, a nice bit of fish goes down a treat, bacon and sausage make for the best breakfasts and chicke...
Posted by oscar x-ray on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:55:00 PST |
Brain Power & bastards |
Apparently, we only use a very small part of our brain and we have a lot of potential mental power that goes to waste and never gets realised. Many see this as a bad thing and strive to harness the un...
Posted by oscar x-ray on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:38:00 PST |
