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Relaps

Be phat

About Me

I'm John.If you see this around, it came from me!Go here: http://www.explosm.net | Why? Because only cool people go there. Aren't you cool?

My Interests

Kicking awesome amounts of ass.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can do zingers, zoom zooms, burns, disses, snaps, crackles, pops, retorts and heats with relative ease.

Music:

Stuff

Movies:

Too many.

Television:

I don't watch TV.

Books:

Books r fga

Heroes:

Batman/Chev Chelios

My Blog

War of The Worlds Review (spoilers)

WAR OF THE WORLDS How an intelligent and advanced race dies from the cold ANNOUNCER GUY: K SO THESE ALIENS WANT ARE SHIT AND ARE REALLY OLD TOM CRUISE: FFS I GOTTA GO FAT ASS FAT ASS: STFU B...
Posted by Relaps on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Go Dio!

So, I got some albums of Dio offa iTunes. HOLY SHIT, what have I been missing?! This guy kicks so much ass, its head splitting! If you like Heavy Metal, its worth a listen. ...
Posted by Relaps on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fap fap fap.

Right. So, metaphorical question: IF shit hits the fan, do you A. Hide under something. B. Run away. C. "Tough it out." D. Ponder how that shit got anywhere near a fan. Right, s...
Posted by Relaps on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yhey.

So, I had this film premier today, on the film that my dad and I have been working on for 2 years. Its pretty nifty, I must say. Anyway, if you're interested, you can find it at http://www.detonationf...
Posted by Relaps on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST