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brycicle

when u laugh the world laughs with u, when u cry u cry alone

About Me

Good arvening children!! Now im that idiot who always steps over the line, urinate on it on my way past. Basically im a complete twat and I don't mind. I enjoy takos, loving my guitar (physically...naturally), and desguising zebras as horses. April 5th will bring me to the 2 decade point of my life, im dreading it every minute, 19 is a great age I love being me at this age A childish, drunkish idiot. Just out to have a good time and be pantless any time I feel I can get away with it. Brunette girls are more attractive than blondes. Depressive girls piss me off. I hate seeing large groups of people that look exactly the same, or try to. I wish I had a Tako. Eat my poo and I'll be your friend.Pretty much need to put a note in here for mister Isaac and Elliot, as much as it may seem different sometimes, you two are freaking awesome and I love you the way I love cake. Your my best mates, guess I need to show it more sometimes.
How to make a brycicle
Ingredients:
30 parts insanity
50 part silliness
10 parts kinkiness..no wait that should b more like 68thousand one hundred and two
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of emotion and enjoy!ohh what a flavour"I'D B CONTEMPT WITHOUT MY PANTS".. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

my guitar my music my bands my friends BEER!!! i would make love to my guitar if where possible ....oh im interested in boobies ..much. lol uh yarrrr.---------CLAPPANTS!--------- for those who havne been subject to my future project... well someday soon they will arrive, the greatest invention since the wheel...clappants! ok now u all kno of claplights right? *claps hands..lights go on. *claps hands..lights go off. well just imagine having pants that could do the same!!!! u clap your hands and theyre gone!! you'd never get caught with your pants down by an unwanted interruption in the bedroom lol ... ok now just think..you are the president of america, your giving a speech to milloions all over the world...when you conclude millions are applauding you! your pants are flashing a mile a minute while the epileptic kids are having fits in the front row..... ahhh brings a tear to my eyes every time
You Are 60% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You?

I'd like to meet:

my evil twin..what a duel that would be.. then we would dance the tango in unison until the masses are there to enjoy the display. what a grand adventure that would turn.A kewl chik:..brunette, hot..uh listens 2 good music, a bit crazy, good in bed.
.. You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


95%

Goth


75%

Skater


45%

Emo


35%

Prepy


20%

Trendy


20%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


15%

touch me??
enlight me with your mouth words:
and together we will ride my mind waves to the plain of extacy.

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Music:

ohhh fuck..well here we go: atreyu, adema, from autumn to ashes, fall out boy, funeral for a friend, il nino, my chemical romance, parkway drive, rise against, sunk loto, thursday, birds of tokyo, smashing pumpkins, with broken wings ,guns, metallica, slipknot, prom queen, afi, system of a down, queens of the stone age, cog, karnivool, static-x,queen,godsmack,disturbed,butterfly effect,korn,tool,him,opeth,rage against the machine,nirvana,deep purple...i cant think str8 right now..but theres heaps more. cant be bothered tho

Movies:

anime movies r kewl..with crazy fight sequences n weird plotlines, yay, like uh ninja scroll..but also there are good anime movies without much violence..i realli sugest howls moving castle..tis great! il say it again..HOWLS MOVING CASTLE!... saw V for china, that moved me lol

Television:

i havnt been watchin much tele lately..but i like um lost..futurama,simpsons,family guy

Books:

Dark Tower Series-Steven King.....Really you needto look it up

Heroes:

"TAKE THAT CRIME YOU SHIT!!!"

My Blog

COUNTERFIT CUPCAKES!!!!!!!!

Tra-la Captains and captainettes!Im here to warn you of the hugely increased rate of POTATOES!!!I know im afraid.Uh.AND...SOMEONE BRING ME SOME REDSKINS!
Posted by brycicle on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:21:00 PST

fuck!

im pretty sure i make the worst decisions of anyone i ever knew.
Posted by brycicle on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 02:00:00 PST

ever ask the sky not to cry no more?

those eyes beckon to me, acrid heat rises in my insides....suddenly i wish i was anywhere but in my shoes, but wishing is never to get you anywhere....a tear rolls down her cheek, i wipe it away. an e...
Posted by brycicle on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:30:00 PST

all for you and i

and the warm wind caresses my face as i watch the scenery blur past...like the years, gone in an instant and hard to recall. but im happy. and iv found myslef. so smile with me and smile for me. ...
Posted by brycicle on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:34:00 PST

deviating

without another thought i let my feet carry me into the clearing, my head full of pain and rage. confused by the blinding light from abovei cowered on my knees as impending doom reached at my being..i...
Posted by brycicle on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST

or am i insane?

i can see all around me, demons tormenting the minds of men, seeking the darker side to humanity and bending their will to serve darkness. i can feel the scales tipping against me as i seek to confron...
Posted by brycicle on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:29:00 PST

a thought,my wings,my love

to open you mind that way can surely burn your soul..so many painful circumstances to be infused with the new reality..these wings that mock my humanity, taint reality in my minds eye, and forge a new...
Posted by brycicle on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:06:00 PST

terror in the night

..so i stood and gased for a few minutes, well who wouldnt, i was quite confused. there in the middle of my street standing motionless was a beautiful woman..completely naked. but i wasnt just froze...
Posted by brycicle on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:29:00 PST

watching your blood spill benight my feet

here i am thinking of you, do you even kno my name? ... your at the verge of understanding where you are going and suddenly you realise you took a wrong turn somewhere...catapulting through doors you ...
Posted by brycicle on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:51:00 PST

silly drunken shinnagans fromt he drunk minds of bastards!!!! www.myspace.com/j_e_s_s_w_a

u see that children these days dont know the meaning of shazam!! u put ur waistcoat on bucle a three leafed clover to ur tie and realise your going out toa  dandy bunch of squabbling squires!!as ...
Posted by brycicle on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:53:00 PST