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!AlmostFamous!™ [tps]

If A Prostitute Is Dead, Does That Mean I Get A Discount? ((H.A.M. MaFiA)) PANIC! at the Mind-Fuck

About Me


Well Hello...I suppose you have a few inquiries about who am am? So a bit about !AlmostFamous!™ [tps]...I live for Halloween, its rather crazy I suppose? But no really it is my life! I am the owner of CostumeFind.com the internets largest Halloween Superstore with over 11,000 costumes, props, decorations, and halloween accessories. I also am a special effects artist and design Hundred Acres Manor Haunted House in Pittsburgh. The manor is the largest haunted attraction in the tri-state area and for sure the most brutal and gut-wrenching if I do say so myself. Feel free to browse my pictures and check out some of my most recient artwork! Aside from that I pretty much do the whole school thing, I am about to graduate with a degree in Marketing/Economics which might I add is a rockin good time. In my free time I work, and when I am not working I am still working. I usualy only sleep about 3-5 hours a night which has caused me to become quite partial to energy drinks. That is about it...Taaaddaaa!
~!AlmostFamous!™ [tps]
"Everyones entitled to one good scare on Halloween"
↓ WATCH THE TRAILER TO MY HAUNT ↓
HUNDRED ACRES MANOR 2007 TRAILOR
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My Interests

♦My Interests Are Many♦


I like lots and lots and lots of things...unfortunatly...I probably won't like you...Below I have provided you with a comprehensive list of interests of mine in a somewhat sequential order for your convenience...or something like that... I am interested in box wine, cheap beer, mentholated cigarettes, ruining childrens lives, screaming for no apparent reason, eating peanuts, shaking my salt shaker, tasting things with Mr. Yuck stickers, shanking, your mom, your mamma's mamma, breakdowns hiphop folk guitar synthesizers, spontanious dance parties, ouijja. K-BYE!

I'd like to meet:

Well I would like to meet myself...and um...hummm...lets just ponder this for a second...ok ok...I got it...I would like to meet the Grinch, the purple people eater, the Easter Bunny, Jack Skellington, Michael Myers, Your mom, your Mommas momma, Richard Simmons, Little Debbie, The Jolly Green Giant, Rodger Rabbit, Sandy Claws...Do I wana meet you? Ummm...No...Not so much...

Garage Band King and Punk Rock Princess

*Me and Em are best friends and have been for quite sometime...She is not my fag hag cuz I am not a fag so please don't get this confused. She is kick ass, I am kick ass...and it just seems to work well. So yah...Bandwagons full...Please catch another! WE DON'T FIGHT FAIR!

Movies:

As far as movies go for the most part you will never find me in a theater...I always wait to buy it just cuz inevitably I get sat next to the fat man chomping down on his nachos and sipping his diet pepsi reeking of Old Spice and hogging up the arm rests in theaters...But anyways here is a list of effin AH-Mazing Movies that are clearly rockin...SrSlY!....Party Monster, Eating Out, Waiting, Medeas Family Reunion, Halloween 1 through Resurection, Slashers, The Breakfast Club, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Clock Work Orange, The Devils Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, Nightmare on Elm Street (Series), Friday the 13th (Series), Little Monsters, The Shining, Super Troopers, Beetlejuice, Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Lost Boys, The Exorcist, Urban Legands, SAW, Empire Records, Texas Chainsaw Massacre...

Television:

Late Night Garbage, The Color Of Danger Safty Channel, The Weather Channel (I hate that group of assholes), Infomercials, White Noise, Algizera, Like Srsly....Z-OMG!

Heroes:


My Blog

The Truth About 13 Floors Haunted House

With the Halloween and Haunted House season in full swing the following question is always asked of me...Where is that 13 Stories haunted house that you get your money back if you make it all the way ...
Posted by !AlmostFamous!™ [tps] on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:54:00 PST

HA HA This is so Hundred Acres Manor

Ok...so if you ever worked with me at the haunted house you will laugh your ass off at this video! Ha Ha not gonna lie! I can't tell you how many times I got my fingers almost chopped off. This vid i...
Posted by !AlmostFamous!™ [tps] on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:09:00 PST

This Is The Shit I Think Up

This video is the trailor to Hundred Acres Manor haunted house. I guess you could say that I am the sick mind behind the grusome set design, back story, and make-up so yah good times. Enjoy and let me...
Posted by !AlmostFamous!™ [tps] on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:43:00 PST

Its October 4! Lets Rob A Grocery Store For Coffee Grinds!

Ugh. Ok soooo. Not bitching, not complaining. But um...why do people have to be so effin GAY! Not gay in homo terms, well ok that to, but just fuckin stupid. Like, humm, lets see. I unfortunatly have ...
Posted by !AlmostFamous!™ [tps] on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:35:00 PST

Like A Christian at a SUISIDE

Mother of GAHH! Summer is almost over...where the hell did it go...the haunted house opens up in like a few weeks...CostumeFind.com launches in a few weeks...back to school in just a few weeks...and i...
Posted by !AlmostFamous!™ [tps] on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:05:00 PST

CostumeFind on MySpace and Amazing.Com

CostumeFind.Com is now on Myspace and Amazing.Com....Send us a friend request! 
Posted by !AlmostFamous!™ [tps] on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 05:36:00 PST

CostumeFind.Com Launch

CostumeFind.Com is scheduled to launch soon! We have the widest  selection of over 11,000 costumes, props and accessories with babies costumes, childrens costumes, adult costumes, novelties, prop...
Posted by !AlmostFamous!™ [tps] on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:28:00 PST

H.A.M. Mafia FUUUUCCCCKKK!!!

It all began one late summer eve in a dark dark place in a dark dark room over a pappa johns pizza (which was quite delicious might I add). Five of the most deranged and slightly narcoleptic people ca...
Posted by !AlmostFamous!™ [tps] on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 06:41:00 PST

You Sold Me Out...You Didn't Have A Clue

Ugh...Ok Ok...So ummm...here is where I am at right now.... Kick Ass Things Going On.... *The Haunted House (www.HundredAcresManor.com) is gonna be kick ass insanity this season! *Em and I still lov...
Posted by !AlmostFamous!™ [tps] on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 08:31:00 PST

A Summer Update....(Minus The Catchy Title)

Hey...Umm...So yah...I have been working my ass off all summer...but umm...its a good time. The good news is that I never get bored...the bad news is I have no life...But if infact you would like to a...
Posted by !AlmostFamous!™ [tps] on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:58:00 PST