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KG

Common you cant tell me its not phallic, rub on it and see what happens!

About Me

I am the slickest man alive, just feel. Yeah! HA-HA! Slick! Another interesting fact about me I am also the laziest bum alive. Sadly, previous title holder died in a blistering ass, balls, and nose scratching triathlon... *sigh* he was a good man. I go were ever the wind takes me, so dont fart!My dream is to figure out what I believe in, my ideals and morals are so damn contradictory.... I love it! Oh yeah and also.....

My Interests

Playing Music (Bass, Piano, Guitar.... tooting my own horn.. ah? ah? Don't tell me that wasn't witty.), Electronics, Ladies, Photo Editing, Web Design, Anime, Economics, Astrophysics, Metaphysics, Epistemology, bothering people, acting like a fool, relaxing,listening to music, watching movies, Diggnation, and Ask a Ninja.. "Ha-iya! I look Forward to killing you!"

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom.... and Bizzaro Keven, I wonder if he is the least laziest bum alive..hmmmm. I'd like to meet Freud, just to smack him in the face with my libido. I'd also like to shake the hand of the man who invented Coca-cola.... brilliant! Oh yeah and Don Hertzfeldt

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Music:

Anything that sounds good... no really... well.. I'll list some bands/artists/composers. Arctic Monkeys, Bloc Party, Silversun Pickups, The Bravery, Dirty Pretty Things, Eagles Of Death Metal, Franz Ferdinand, Gogol Bordello, The Hives, Kaiser Chiefs, The Killers, The Libertines, The Like, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Rock 'N' Roll Soldiers, The Sounds, The Strokes, Wolfmother, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, L'Arc~En~Ciel, Bivattchee, The Pillows, Sambomaster, Stance Punks, La Sonora Dinamita, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, The Jimi Hendrix Experience/Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, The Misfits, System Of A Down, 50 Cent (Early stuff, now hes getting.. Iffy), Chingy, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Fabulous, G-Unit, The Game, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Ludacris, Memphis Bleek, Mobb Deep, Snoop Dogg, T.I., Rip Slyme, Antonín Dvorák, Antonio Vivaldi, Felix Mendelssohn, Franz Joseph Haydn, Frederic Chopin, Johann Sebastian Bach, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Sergei Rachmaninoff, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and a bunch of other bands which I only like one song from, and I don't feel like listing them

Movies:

Saving Private Ryan, American Pie, Black Hawk Down, Kill Bill Volume 1/2, Ong Bak, The Matrix, Equilibrium, Star Wars, Back to the Future... damn, to many to name.

Television:

South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, The Chappelle Show, Mind of Mencia, The Daily Show, THE COLRBET SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!.....!!!!

Books:

Green Eggs And Ham, No Exit, The Stranger, Ulysses, A Brief History Of Time, The Great Gatsby, The Day Of the Locust, The Republic, Treaties of Human Nature

Heroes:

Conan "Arnold Schwarzenegger" The Barbarian. I mast paump ap! I wonder who made his loincloth, bet you the bastard made it himself. Damn ill probably have to kill my own lion :O .....oh yeah and the guy who invented Arnold Schwarzenegger. No really.... death to Bush and his little Mussolini (Arnold), Comrades! Revive the red state.... free health care for everyone!! (If your wondering, I'm a Democrat but I like to make fun of myself.)