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About Me

I made this when I was pretty damn bored, so I usually go on once every year or two. Have fun exploring the meager content that i spent almost ten minutes on putting on here. I updated the photo section, there's some pretty trippy stuff within.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Wyn Evans
Birthday: 9/8/90
Birthplace: San Francisco, California
Current Location: Mill Valley, California
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Six feet 1
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: A little bit o' everything
The Shoes You Wore Today: Really sweet ones
Your Weakness: salted snacks
Your Fears: i don't have no fears
Your Perfect Pizza: it weighs twenty pounds
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stop making goals
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: cKool
Thoughts First Waking Up: What a crappy day
Your Best Physical Feature: fingernails of a god
Your Bedtime: when i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: i forget
Pepsi or Coke: They're the same, people! The Same!
MacDonalds or Burger King: they both suck
Single or Group Dates: dunno
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: random question
Chocolate or Vanilla: a composite of the two: Chanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffe tastes like death, in my opinion. Just me.
Do you Smoke: no, too hard to smoke through the little hole in my neck
Do you Swear: fuckfuckfuckshitfuckfuckfuck
Do you Sing: only to drive away neighborhood dogs
Do you Shower Daily: i think there should be a federal law requiring people to
Have you Been in Love: what is love, though?
Do you want to go to College: yup, me good book lerner.
Do you want to get Married: who knows
Do you belive in yourself: no, but i do believe in the power of oxyclean
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: what is that, a question for autosexuals? not that there's anything wrong with that, i'm just saying
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: who the hell likes thunderstorms?
Do you play an Instrument: yea, Guitar, aka Axe, aka Git box, aka... well, that's about it.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: is anyone still reading this?
In the past month have you Smoked: I bet you no one gives half a shit at this point
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i can write whatever the hell i want, and no one will ever know
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Purple people eat groups of closely knit scissormonkeys
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Whoa, scissormonkeys would be a kickass band name
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: "ladies and gentlemen... Scissormonkey!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: performing their hit single, "Aerosol Perceptions."
In the past month have you been on Stage: another kickass band name would be Pummelorgan
In the past month have you been Dumped: or Bronchial Knightmare
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Or Ootek's Big Day
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: this list could go on forever.
Ever been Drunk: i'm what you would call a passive/agressive/anal retentive/paraphrastic drunk, but no one would call anyone that
Ever been called a Tease: i don't know
Ever been Beaten up: no way jose
Ever Shoplifted: i dunno
How do you want to Die: epic lightsaber battle wounds
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: marshmello factory manager
What country would you most like to Visit: bolivia?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: a
Favourite Hair Color: r
Short or Long Hair: e
Height: y
Weight: o
Best Clothing Style: y
Number of Drugs I have taken: ex
Number of CDs I own: per
Number of Piercings: ien
Number of Tattoos: ce
Number of things in my Past I Regret: d?
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Johnny Rocketfingers

My Interests

Music:

Music is a wonderful thing, and every person has their own tastes in music, which cannot be judged because it is an art, and that is the reason why music is special. That being said, what follows is a list of artists that kick more ass than others. If you disagree with anything on this list, you are wrong. 3 Inches of Blood, Beatallica, The Beatles, Beck, Butthole Surfers, The Congos, Damageplan, E*Vax, The English Beat, Frank Zappa, Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satriani, John Coltrane, Led Zeppelin, Lou Reed, Meat Puppets, Neil Young, Nirvana, Primus, Rage Against The Machine, Ramones, Ratatat, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Spinal Tap, Stevie Ray Vaughan, They Might Be Giants, Weird Al Yankovic, The Who Weird Al, Baby

Watch Video:

BULLS ON PARADE (Rage Against The Machine)

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Hella Cool Site: http://guitarshredshow.com/ Basically, if you are bored, you can pretend that you are actually playing guitar like Mr. Fastfingers. The next best thing to actually playing guitar or air guitar.

Movies:

Comedy is the way to go. Movies: The Naked Gun, Airplane!, Woody Allen's What's up Tigerlily, Bean: The Movie, There's Something about Mary, UHF, The Who's movie The Kids are alright, This is Spinal Tap, and more.

Television:

The Simpsons is the greatest. Also, The Office (British and American), Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Primetime Glick.