I made this when I was pretty damn bored, so I usually go on once every year or two. Have fun exploring the meager content that i spent almost ten minutes on putting on here. I updated the photo section, there's some pretty trippy stuff within.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Wyn Evans
Birthday: 9/8/90
Birthplace: San Francisco, California
Current Location: Mill Valley, California
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Six feet 1
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: A little bit o' everything
The Shoes You Wore Today: Really sweet ones
Your Weakness: salted snacks
Your Fears: i don't have no fears
Your Perfect Pizza: it weighs twenty pounds
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stop making goals
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: cKool
Thoughts First Waking Up: What a crappy day
Your Best Physical Feature: fingernails of a god
Your Bedtime: when i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: i forget
Pepsi or Coke: They're the same, people! The Same!
MacDonalds or Burger King: they both suck
Single or Group Dates: dunno
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: random question
Chocolate or Vanilla: a composite of the two: Chanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffe tastes like death, in my opinion. Just me.
Do you Smoke: no, too hard to smoke through the little hole in my neck
Do you Swear: fuckfuckfuckshitfuckfuckfuck
Do you Sing: only to drive away neighborhood dogs
Do you Shower Daily: i think there should be a federal law requiring people to
Have you Been in Love: what is love, though?
Do you want to go to College: yup, me good book lerner.
Do you want to get Married: who knows
Do you belive in yourself: no, but i do believe in the power of oxyclean
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: what is that, a question for autosexuals? not that there's anything wrong with that, i'm just saying
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: who the hell likes thunderstorms?
Do you play an Instrument: yea, Guitar, aka Axe, aka Git box, aka... well, that's about it.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: is anyone still reading this?
In the past month have you Smoked: I bet you no one gives half a shit at this point
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i can write whatever the hell i want, and no one will ever know
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Purple people eat groups of closely knit scissormonkeys
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Whoa, scissormonkeys would be a kickass band name
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: "ladies and gentlemen... Scissormonkey!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: performing their hit single, "Aerosol Perceptions."
In the past month have you been on Stage: another kickass band name would be Pummelorgan
In the past month have you been Dumped: or Bronchial Knightmare
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Or Ootek's Big Day
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: this list could go on forever.
Ever been Drunk: i'm what you would call a passive/agressive/anal retentive/paraphrastic drunk, but no one would call anyone that
Ever been called a Tease: i don't know
Ever been Beaten up: no way jose
Ever Shoplifted: i dunno
How do you want to Die: epic lightsaber battle wounds
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: marshmello factory manager
What country would you most like to Visit: bolivia?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: a
Favourite Hair Color: r
Short or Long Hair: e
Height: y
Weight: o
Best Clothing Style: y
Number of Drugs I have taken: ex
Number of CDs I own: per
Number of Piercings: ien
Number of Tattoos: ce
Number of things in my Past I Regret: d?
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Johnny Rocketfingers