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Lance

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About Me

I really don't get this whole Nascar thing. I can eat two dozen homemade chocolate chip cookies in one sitting. I love fireworks - and other various explosives. I should live in NYC. I have ADD. Seriously - golf bores me. I like the smell of Playdough. My daughters are my favorite people on the face of the earth. I'm just not into sushi. I don't care if that's not cool. (Actually, I now like tuna or shrimp sushi - I've grown in my culinary experiences.) I'm secure enough in my masculinity to wear pink - but why? I am addicted to pizza and chocolate. I would like to be like Jesus. I relate more to King David. I never could throw a frisbee great. I dig the History Channel. People are stupid when they drive. I wear black shirts like I'm Johnny Cash. I like talking to complete strangers. I sometimes play my guitars at fairly loud volumes after everyone's gone to bed. Forget the nay-sayers - Pittsburgh is still bangin. I think too much. I talk too loud. People who snort when they laugh, make me laugh the loudest. I stay up too late. I love taking pictures. I value people who are real. I am seeking the Truth. I am simul justus et peccator.
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My Interests

Photography, guitar, music, really good strong coffee, getting dirty working in the yard, eating (especially with italians), taking my daughters to buy useless, cheap and short-lived merchandise at the dollar store, eschaltology, Buca Di Beppo (baked ravioli and triple chocolatto cake), conspiracy theories, looking at the stars and constellations from the hot tub, traveling, driving fast, pizza and cheescake in NYC, good conversation with some debate, heckling people on floats at parades, I guess heckling people in general, lots of protein, biking, the beach.

I'd like to meet:

King David, Rudy Guiliani, Robert Plant and Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin scuplted rock and roll), Bill Clinton (he knows BBQ, and what an entertainer), Ronald Reagan, your Mom, St. John and St. Peter (but not right now at the gates - you know, like over dinner, or a fishing trip), Da Vinci. And, of course, don't forget Regis Philbin (dude is a cut-up). I already know Jesus.Old friends from back in the day. New people with whom I have something or nothing in common. Complete strangers.

Music:

Alice In Chains, Alter Bridge, Audioslave, The Beastie Boys, The Black Crowes, Blindside, Cake, Candlebox, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Creed, Cross Movement, Crystal Method, The Cult, The Cure, Dave Brubeck Quartet, Def Leppard, Depeche Mode, Disturbed, Donnie Iris, Eric B. & Rakim, Eric Clapton, Etta James, Flynn, Foo Fighters, Gorillaz, Guns 'N Roses, Ill Harmonics, INXS, Israel Houghton and New Breed, Johnny Cash, John Coltrane, The Killers, King's X, Kirk Franklin, Korn, KRS-One, LA Symphony, Led Zeppelin, Lenny Kravitz, Live, Liz Phair, ManOfWar, Marvin Gaye, Mary J. Blige, Matisyahu, Mazzy Star, Metallica, Miles Davis, Moby, Mozart, Muse, Natalie Merchant, Neil Diamond, Nirvana, Paul Oakenfold, Pigeon John, P.O.D., Queesnryche, Rage Against The Machine, RedHotChiliPeppers, Robert Randolph & The Family Band, Shai Linne, Simple Minds, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, System Of A Down, Ten Thousand Maniacs, Timothy Brindle, Thelonious Monk, Tool, Ty Tabor, U2, Velvet Revolver, Vince Guaraldi Trio, Vivaldi, Weezer, Whitesnake...and much more.

Movies:

The Passion of the Christ, Braveheart, Shawshank Redemption, Donnie Brasco, Monsters Inc., Madagascar (yeah, I know, but I have kids!), all the Star Wars (especially Revenge of the Sith), The Lion the Witch and The Wardrobe.

Television:

TV pretty much sucks. But, if I do, probably Nickelodeon or Noggin with my kids. Other than that, Law and Order SVU and CI are the bomb; and reruns of Seinfeld (the best show EVER).

Books:

The Chronicles of Narnia, Abba's Child, In the Grip Of Grace, A Tale Of Three Kings, Growing Up Firstborn, Rich Dad Poor Dad, The Scriptures

Heroes:

Whoever invented Diet Dr. Pepper. Way to go baby.

My Blog

I'm Mr. Attitude

Nikki (Nicole) sends out this bulletin that has your b-day month, and then describes your characteristics, based on the month you were born. Well mine is February, and it was  crazy how much it a...
Posted by Lance on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:36:00 PST

"Simul Justus et Peccator"

OK, I guess all of you are linguistic scholars, eh?  Or, is Eric the only one brave enough to admit he has no idea what my tag says?  It's been there for 3 months and not one question t...
Posted by Lance on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:08:00 PST

Would?

"Know me,  broken by my Master.   Teach me, on child,  of love hereafter.    Into the Flood again.  Same old trip it was back then. So I made a big mistake - try...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:27:00 PST

I am guilty...

I am...proud, arrogant, self-serving, self-absorbed, unrighteous, ungodly, unruly, unwise, unrelentless, childish, foolish, insensitive, ignorant, obnoxious, obstinate, offensive, impulsive, and in tu...
Posted by Lance on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:31:00 PST

I got accosted in a bathroom Sunday...

...at the church, by a disgruntled congregant.  He apparently is not pleased with the way youth group is handled.   He correctly identified me as one who "works with the youth", an...
Posted by Lance on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 07:46:00 PST