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Michael

Somethin' tells me we're not talking about burgers anymore.....

About Me

My friends: hello, you gotta see this delicious site for creating ur very own south park guy
gohere to buiId one 4 u undefined Not much to say about myself. I go to the Illinois Institute of Art for video game design which I enjoy. I'm not your average kid, I like what I want to and not what everyone tells me is cool. I guess I'm a funny kid, that's what everyone tells me, that or that I'm demented. I'm passionate about video games, music, animals, and having a fun time.My Artwork- http://aii.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2016292&l=84792&am p;id=60708788
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael "Julio" Roanhaus
Birthday: September 13th, 1986
Birthplace: Burligton, WI
Current Location: Harvard, IL
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde/Brown
Height: 6'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German and some other crap I don't care about
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans Slip-Ons
Your Weakness: Killer ninjas
Your Fears: Being smothered in a 600-pound woman's fat rolls
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage and mushroom or Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Do good in school and live comfortably
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: IJCMPHOAS.......[I Just Crapped My Pants Hold On A Second]
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Fuck! I gotta work today....." or "I'm the luckiest guy ever!" (depending on where I wake up)
Your Best Physical Feature: My knuckles.....they can hurt stuff
Your Bedtime: Whenever I'm tired I guess
Your Most Missed Memory: Wreaking havoc on toys/animals with Marc.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single Date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Country Time Lemonade
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on what ethnic origin the baby I'm putting it on is.....
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Meh.....I guess douche bag
Do you Sing: No, I could kill cows with this voice!
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah
Have you Been in Love: Yep, I am right now!
Do you want to go to College: Uh, I'm in it.....so, yeah
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: No, I believe in Reptoids!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I spin around fast n stuff
Do you think you are Attractive: Nah, not at all
Are you a Health Freak: On occasion, when I have the time to
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, very much so
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, when it's hot as hell outside
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeah, the heavy shit.....Vitamin C
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, just babies
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: On Nyquill, Pepto Bismal, and Monkey piss
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah
Ever been Beaten up: Nope, just jacked in the face
Ever Shoplifted: When I was like 5
How do you want to Die: Being eaten alive by a pack of rabid, blood-thirsty Koalas!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A video game designer/Husband/Parent
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Heather's
Favourite Hair Color: Heather's
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Short
Weight: Not anorexic but not fat
Best Clothing Style: Michael Jackson's
Number of Drugs I have taken: 17 1/2
Number of CDs I own: I dunno.....A LOT!
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 17 1/2
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My Interests

Video games, zombies, vampires, werewolves, animation, movies, music, guitar, playing guitar, skateboarding, paintball, giving monkeys cigarettes, halloween, eating babies, and projectile vomitting.

I'd like to meet:

Any cool kid that digs video games, zombies, has a good sense of humor, and is an all-around unique individual. Shigero Miyamoto. He's the reason my fond memories as a young boy even existed. And last but not least.....BATMAN!!!

Music:

A7X, Bear vs. Shark, ANBERLIN, Foo Fighters, Minus the Bear, NOFX, Rancid, cKy, EMERY Gorillaz, Tenacious D, Thrice, Tiger Army, HELLOGOODBYE Judas Priest, AFI, Angels and Airwaves, Umphrey's McGee, Flogging Molly, Dead Kennedys, Boys Night Out, Against Me!, Silverstein, Maximo Park, Breaking Benjamin, Mars Volta Atreyu, A Willhelm Scream, Run DMC, DangerDoom, WuTang Clan, Wednesday 13, White Stripes, Unearth, Rufio, Rise Against, Radiohead, Children of Bodom, NUFAN, Motion City Soundtrack, RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS From Autumn to Ashes, Chiodos, Coheed and Cambria, Bouncing Souls, Bayside, Audioslave, At the Drive-In, Slayer, MELT-BANANA, Filthy Theiving Bastards, Darkest Hour, Strung Out, Sisters of Mercy, The Decemberists, The Locusts, The Subways,Taking Back Sunday, 69Eyes, Say Anything, Jack's Mannequin, Queens of the Stone Age, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Academy Is....,Vendetta Red, Apocolyptica, Underoath, Arctic Monkeys,Cartel, The Nationals, The Format, Early November, I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business, Cheap Trick, Nirvana, COBRA STARSHIP, Bukethead, etc...

Movies:

Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, 40-year-old Virgin, Dumb & Dumber, the Incredibles, Bubba Ho-Tep, Sin City, Evil Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, Ghostbusters, American Beauty, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Great Mouse Detective, Atlantis, Akira, ZOOLANDER, Meet the Parents, Pirates of the Carribean, Batman Begins, Spider-Man, X-Men, I Heart Huckabees, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Ace Ventura, Finding Neverland, Dodgeball, Old School, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, ANY Sinbad movie (especially Jingle All the Way), Wallace & Grommit, Resevoir Dogs, Star Wars (only ep. 4-6), American Movie, Shaun of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Interview w/ the Vampire, Lost Boys, Billy Madison, Happy Gillmore, Big Daddy, Edward Scissorhands, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Donnie Brasko, DONNIE DARKO Wedding Crashers, Holes, Alladin, Triplets of Bellville, Final Fantasy Advent Children, Jet Li's Fearless, etc.....

Television:

LOST (don't laugh it's good!), Heroes, Family Guy, American Dad (poor man's Family Guy), Arrested Development, Robot Chicken Conan O'Brien, Harry & the Hendersons, Futurama, My Name is Earl, the Office, South Park, Insomniac, the Daily Show, Mad TV, SNL (old SNL), Seinfeld, Scrubs, Kids in the Hall, TWILIGHT ZONE, Cosby Show, Fresh Prince of Bell Air, the Norm McDonald Show, Ronin Warriors, Batman, Freekazoid, Everybody Loves Raymond, King of Queens, Ninja Turtles (old show), Biker Mice From Mars, Earthworm Jim, Samurai Pizza Cats, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Books:

1984, Catcher in the Rye, H.P. Lovecraft (great short stories), Redwall, etc. (read more short stories because I have low attention span)

Heroes:

Heather.....She moved up here knowing no one just to follow her ambitions. It takes a lot of courage to leave something you have. I love her very much and look up to her, she makes me stronger.

My Blog

Next Batman Movie is Gonna Rock!

A leaked picture for Joker in the new Batman movie has been released already.......At first I was VERY dissapointed about HEATH FUCKIN' LEDGER as the Joker....I mean, when you think of Joker you ...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:33:00 PST

Would you like Appendicitis with that?

So, Sunday night at midnight I got a "Lap appendectemy" from the Northwest Hospital in Arlington Heights....The best thing I could think since I had nothing else to do at home but moan and whine how m...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:10:00 PST

I Got Attacked By a Midget Viking for Using My Debit Card!

Well, I miscalculated my time remaining until I move, I only have 3 weeks left until it's hello Schaumburg!  I'm SO stoked to move, especially since it's in with the most amazing girl e...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 06:03:00 PST

Just A Question....

Which is MORE demented: Having the satisfaction of hearing someone's flesh searing when you put their face on a grill........ OR Having the satisfaction of hearing the thump of someone's skull when yo...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:44:00 PST

The days are drawing near......

Well.....I miss my friends VERY much.....I miss my girl.....BUT I only have less than two months before I'm moving down to Schaumburg!  And to top that off, I'm moving in with my g/f (sorry Rob)....
Posted by Michael on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 05:10:00 PST

Parking Lot Pukeage....

12 servings of milk one day = mucus build-up mucus build-up next morning = severe migraine severe migraine = bad food decisions bad food decisions = cheeze filled pretzels + Gatorade Cheeze-fille...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 03:17:00 PST

Decapitation Olympics/Messed-Up Dream

So yeah, this morning I was having some weird-ass dream.  I know I dream all the time, but I never remember them cuz by the time I wake up it's too late to remember them.  But not this morni...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 06:24:00 PST

Taggage, BEWARE!....

I was tagged, so... Tag You're It...... So the rules are, once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with "6 weird facts/things/habits about yourself." In the end you need to choose 6 people t...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 06:49:00 PST

Totally Clueless....

Well, this morning I had a gay store meeting at the Home Depot to go to.  It sucked balls, but that's not what I'm here to complain about.  It's a story that I heard after the meeting. Appar...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 06:01:00 PST

Deer Splatter

Yeah, last night on my way home I saw my first deer collision RIGHT in front of me.  I jammed on the breaks cuz the deer was in my lane.  He ran into the other lane and a van going the other...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:25:00 PST