Expensive as Crap |
So I'm in my Environmental Biology class one Friday and somehow we get on the topic of the price of coffee. Our professor tells us that the most expensive coffee in the world goes f...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 17:53:00 GMT |
Band Names 2 |
You didn't care the first time, but here's some more possible names for my next band:::The Mantis and the FentisSpocksploitationUnisex GrapesThe SubmarinatorsDiction JunctionThe Savory Something...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:38:00 GMT |
Newer and Deeper Thoughts |
A "Q" is just an "O" with its junk hanging out.You were only cheated on if they got caught.I've always wanted for someone to say, "I'm more of an Izuzu guy."Well, there's mormons, and then there's oxy...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:36:00 GMT |
My Deepest Thoughts |
I heard this joke on Conan:In a recent interview, "Diff’rent Strokes" star Gary Coleman says that even though he and his wife have been married since August, they haven’t had sex yet. When...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:06:00 GMT |
Videos You Should See |
I figure if I'm going to waste time, I might as well share my gift with others.Haymakers to the baby maker, brought to you by Fighter Maker 2
David Blaine's best street magic yet
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Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 15:20:00 GMT |
Why I Hate Pennies |
I throw pennies away. Some people my find that shocking, but really, there's so much to hate. Why in my right mind would I just "flush money down the toilet"? I decided that the thrill I get of aiming...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 23:57:00 GMT |
Band Names |
I've been thinking alot about what I what I want to name my next band. Here are some of the ideas I can remember.Dragons Wear High HeelsBright Shiny MeatUrethra FranklinGirls Who Like Boys Who Drive C...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:54:00 GMT |
Shmitar |
I could never suck a penis.They just remind me too much of bananas.Inheritence is its own reward.Caught my eye while I was buying Bottle Caps in the theater lobby.Can't say hi looking like a hobo trap...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:27:00 GMT |
Bad names 2 |
BosterMelvisLychneyDiareba
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:28:00 GMT |
Machine |
I'm a one man sex machine. Two men is way too many.If I had a time machine, I'd travel to the past and meet myself. I would then challenge my former self to an arm wrestling match.
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:10:00 GMT |
