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Syrone Jenkins

Queen of the Fucking Universe

About Me

I dance the fine line between my made up world and reality. I find that reality is a bit boring but the mini-movies in my head are endlessly fascinating, probably cuz I can alter them to go the way I want.
Dexter from the Showtime show and Grissom from CSI are my idols. Logical, cold & calculating with a hint of insanity. Yum
I admire those who are fiercely loyal, wildly passionate, endlessly open minded. I like to think that I share these qualities as well.
There is an inner switch missing in my brain which makes it easy for me to physically hurt people. It makes me giddy.
My friends are my greatest loves. As long as they are raw with me, I will stick by them till the end of time. Even when they are in the wrong.
I run with a pack of strong, no holds barred, empowered, raw, kickass first ask questions later, type of women. And they wear lipstick.
I’m unapologetic for being me. An eccentrically shy babbling naïve know it all bitch goddess.
I very wise woman told me today that life is like the most delicious decadent cake ever created. You have to shove your face right in it to truly experience it.
I got my layout and myspace codes at Kawaiispace.com , you should too.

My Interests

Going to South Beach, reading, bullshitting ... involved heavily in my very close friends lives, museums, getting lost in Central Park, having dinner parties, business ventures, throwing fetish parties, having drinks at noon with girlfriends every now and then, getting my nails done, trying to grow out my hair, always tying to improve myself emotionally, spiritually and physically, deep conversations in club bathrooms, bdsm, my handbag collection...

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to have Buddha, Jesus, Hitler, Bettie Page and my grandmother all in one room with a few bottles of wine and some cheese. With the knowledge gained from that conversation I would come out prepared on how to take over the world. On this plane maniac's, wannabe artists, pseudo intellectuals, people who toy with the idea of jumping of ledges while sober and laugh at the thought while intoxicated. Anyone else on the journey to enlightenment. People who dont just say they want no drama in their life but actually make the decisions to stay out of it.

I dont want to meet men who make believe they didnt read my profile where it says lesbian. Click click...you have been deemed unworthy and have been deleted.....

My Loves
I have 786 friends.

DevineSoul

Mad-A-Sin

Da Lethal Weapon

TednDi

Rosie

Bigman Bruce

Miss Ethel

::Satana::NYDM

The Great Tyrant

Denise

Darenzia

M.Alicia

Miss Vivian

Vamp Vixen

The Mad Scientist

River Clark

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Music:

My all time favorite song is Paint it Black by the Rolling Stones. I love The Doors, The Cure, Nina Simone, Robi Draco Rosa, Sade, Victor Manuelle, Coldplay, old Marc Anthony, classical, anything with amazing violin, anything that DJ Dracos/ VonStrecker can throw at me and Hardcore Gabber. Oh did I mention Justine Timberlake....yeah

Movies:

The Ref with Denis Leary is a huge fave. House of Flying Dagger, Constantine, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, Interview with a Vampire for a bit of homo erotica, Donnie Darko, The Big Lebowski, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, A Christmas Story, Blade 1, Igby goes Down, Amelie, Harry Potter, Star Wars, basically anything with vampires in it, romance flicks, stand up comedy etc etc

Television:

CSI, reasearch on how to get away with murder, you know just incase I go postal. Roseanne re-runs, My So Called Life, Friends, Will and Grace (I want my very own Karen for Christmas), Forensic Files, please don't repeat this but America's Next Top Model & NY 1 News.

Books:

My favorite writer is Paolo Coelho. If you read anything in your life read his book The Alchemist. I also love The Valkyries and Eleven Minutes by him as well. An Empire of Women, Naked, The Tao of Womenhood, The Celestine Prophecy, The Celestine Vision, oh and I read trashy gossip rags like US weekly.

Heroes:

Any woman who has followed her heart, made her dreams real, taken care of her spouse and children, and succeeded in business all while finding the time for a bubble bath. I applaud you and want to grow up to be just like you.

My Blog

Quote of the week

Fuck a manicure, thats some pussy shit. I'm a real man.... I smell like whisky and cigarrettes.Damien.5.12Shadowlands
Posted by Syren D'mandz on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:48:00 PST

As if....

Do to the ignorance of many men on Myspace I have felt the need to clarify a few things. Random messages saying that I'm hot are not going to get you anywhere... much less when you can't write a compl...
Posted by Syren D'mandz on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:08:00 PST

My new thing

So been chillin out in the street, taking 2 hour lunches and mid afternoon naps in the park.  Princess much? Right. Anywho... so I'm perfecting the art of people watching.  I must be so good...
Posted by Syren D'mandz on Thu, 17 May 2007 04:42:00 PST

Quote of the week

At the end of the day if gay men don't hit on you that says alot about your presentation.......By guess who.....
Posted by Syren D'mandz on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:24:00 PST

The hotness

What he says is " Hit me" ...
Posted by Syren D'mandz on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:09:00 PST

Moments of clarity

Difficulties. Self control is not one of those things that comes easy to me. On the outside it may look that way simply because I am a self inflicting masochist and there is no amount of torture that ...
Posted by Syren D'mandz on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:55:00 PST

What I couldn't put into words

Then the Great Tyrant came to the rescue._______________________________________A blessing.Let me forever remain an independent person, but allow me to share my true self. allow me to be a part of som...
Posted by Syren D'mandz on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:00:00 PST

The anesthetic wears off

The last few weeks have finally caught up to me. Forget about my body, my mind is overflooded with thoughts and feelings I've been trying to numb. The intelligent rational part of my self knew that if...
Posted by Syren D'mandz on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:08:00 PST

Funk band @ Bar 13

Not sure what their name was, or if it was even an organized show or some sort of jam session but mo-fos rocked it. This is not the first sunday I stop by and see the equipment out there so it may be ...
Posted by Syren D'mandz on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:55:00 PST

MayDay 2007

For all you punk asses who were hungover and didn't make it, you missed out. Big time. The music was amazing. I have some pics and video of the event but I got's to get the cable to download them. Kud...
Posted by Syren D'mandz on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:51:00 PST