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Joey

Truth, Beauty, Freedom, Love...The Bohemian way!

About Me

I am Italian, I am 5'8", I love sweets, I am a dog person, Pugs are my favorite breed, I am the youngest in my family, I enjoy fat babies, I am from Queens N.Y.C., I am on facebook.com and Bebo.com also, I am a writer and cannot imagine doing anything else in the world, I love acting, I wrote a novel titled "Exit 35" and a feature film screenplay titled: "A Night Alone", I am very loyal to those I love and who love me, I think I am handsome but fat and am obsessed with losing weight, I enjoy reality shows such as Top Chef and Project Runway, I have 10 nieces and nephews, I turned 28 November 10th, My favorite color is RED, My favorite car is the Honda Element, I hate doing laundry and dishes, Several years ago A friend gave me the very guido nickname "Goombah", I shockingly enjoy country music, I am addicted to an alternative rock band: "Blue October", I make the best carrot cake in the world, I love the food network!, I am currently working on my second screenplay, I am a huge movie buff, My bedroom is always a mess, I love Pepsi!, My favorite ice cream is Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey, I don't like Pizza, I love to take sleeping and taking leisurely naps on random afternoons, Midnight is my favorite hour, Fall is my favorite season, I am a hopeless romantic, I'm in love with beaches and one day want to spend an entire summer at a beach house just writing!, I'm just a T-shirt and jeans guy!

My Interests

Writing.

I'd like to meet:

Honestly I can't think of anyone I really want to meet.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joseph Matthew Olmo
Birthday: November 10th, 1979
Birthplace: Queens NYC
Current Location: Opelika AL
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Italian and possibly Puerto Rican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Gray Bowling shoes
Your Weakness: A low self esteem and junk food
Your Fears: Rats, Snakes, Clowns and heights
Your Perfect Pizza: Authentic Pizza from Queens NYC (Pepperoni)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Complete my screenplay
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't IM much. No friends online.
Thoughts First Waking Up: I don't want to go to work and I'm so tired!
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm told my smile and my eyes
Your Bedtime: Really late. Between 1 and 2 a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: Just hanging out with the fam and watching a movie
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi without a doubt
MacDonalds or Burger King: I like them both. But I really try not to eat there a lot.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Actually SOUTHERN SWEET TEA! It's amazing!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Heck no!
Do you Swear: I try not to. But I do occasionally.
Do you Sing: All the time. I'm singing right now!
Do you Shower Daily: Of course! Who doesn't???
Have you Been in Love: NO.
Do you want to go to College: Maybe! I went for a little while.
Do you want to get Married: Yeah, maybe. If someone really struck me
Do you belive in yourself: At times very strongly!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Car sickness on long trips.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah sure. Actually yes. Just gotta lose the weight.
Are you a Health Freak: NO! But I sure have tried to be and wish I was!!!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes. They're good people.
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM!!! I want to be a storm chaser.
Do you play an Instrument: I played the clarinet for a little while.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Heck no! Drugs are BAD!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't like Oreos!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes. I love Sushi and Chinese Buffets!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No. What an odd question.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No. I never dated remember?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Yes, at 15.
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: No. I did beat up some kid in Jr. High!
Ever Shoplifted: Once when I was a kid I stole some $0.10 candy.
How do you want to Die: Dramatically. Cause that's how I lived!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A screenwriter/Novelist
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown, Blonde, Black, Red all the majors.
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: 5'4" to 5'10"
Weight: Hmmm.....
Best Clothing Style: Preppy.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None.
Number of CDs I own: About 10
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't live in the past.

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Music:

Blue October.

Movies:

A Love Song for Bobby Long.

Television:

Top Chef.

Books:

Night.

Heroes:

Justin Furstenfeld.
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My Blog

The third installment of "Meet the Meatball Hamsters!"


Posted by Joey on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:59:00 PST

The Second Installment of: "Meet the Meatball Hamsters!"

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.... ...
Posted by Joey on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:01:00 PST

Introducing the Meatball Hamsters!


Posted by Joey on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:38:00 PST

This is an article I want to publish or attempt to publish in a Christian Magazine!

Secular Ministry: Finding your calling in your workplace.MINISTRY. Just the sound of the word brings me joy. Serving the Lord, surrounded by my fellow Christians, using my talents and gifts to make a ...
Posted by Joey on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:24:00 PST

For Amanda...

My Green Eyed Girl... Searching. All my life. Dreaming. Waiting for the day. Waiting for my green eyed girl to sweep me away. A creature so lovely. A beauty that stands above all. A pretty girl. A ...
Posted by Joey on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:30:00 PST

Grace Salvation

So I was thinking the other day that GRACE & SALVATION are a free gift from God that we cannot earn and was only accomplished by Christs death. Am I correct in my statement that we believe salvati...
Posted by Joey on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 03:13:00 PST

My Emo Monday

Blackness, shades of gray, sad is what I feel all day.Crying, never drying, weeping moaning I am dying. Drowning fast, life is sinking, frowning bad can't you see me?Losing hope, I cannot float, I'm s...
Posted by Joey on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:33:00 PST

Sorry Boy Burns Bright Tour- My experience at the Blue October concert.

..>So, it's Thursday September 20th 2007...I am at the Blue October concert. I am surrounded by a mix of people, lots of smokers, lots of punk/emo types, tons of piercings, those casually dressed peop...
Posted by Joey on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 01:26:00 PST

I call this the broken LIMERICK!

just a little poem. just a little rhyme. a little flow, a little limerick, about a boy, about a kid, about a slicky trick. he found some dough,and laughed out loud,and jumped with Irish glee,then h...
Posted by Joey on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 06:18:00 PST

Skin

i want to shed my skin-be anyone but me.i want to run far away-into someone elses story.i want to smile-someone elses smile,laugh someone elses laugh.i want to trade my hurt-for nothing in return,to k...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:18:00 PST