Josh

29/m/oklahoma, i play catcher for the undefeated snakeskin boots softball team, i drive a silver nissan (if you ever see a silver blur, it was probably me passing you in my VERSA), i hate fox news, i don't drink or smoke, i do get high on life though, i like laffy taffy, i won a snoring contest on KXII, gas prices piss me off, i have the agility of a newborn giraffe, i got peed on in eufaula by some skank, i've never seen a tornado and would like to, i kinda shred at guitar hero, i'm on youtube as much as i'm on myspace (www.youtube.com/jholder43) i'm addicted to sunflower seeds, i have 1 dog, hallie, and my wife has 1 dog, wes aka white devil, i wish ardmore had a men's basketball league, i like concerts minus the abundance of drunk terds, i would listen to colin cowherd every day if it was possible, i miss tahlequah, i've been on OETA, i used to be the mascot at my college, i'm a walking spell check, i hate it when chicks (usually fat) muscle their way up to the front at a show and automatically turn their back to the stage to start talking to the tool that's trying his damnedest to bag her for the evening or start taking countless pictures and self portraits while pursing her (fat) lips, i'm tatted, cell phone signal sucks in healdton, i work there now, so don't try calling me, just come see me, i've seen chuck norris in real life, and no he didn't roundhouse kick me, stupid, as a matter of fact, he didn't even look in my general direction while riding on the convertible, i'm sure he was intimidated by my pythons, i love flag football, i hate mtv, i vote every time the polls are open and about half of the time i have no idea who or what i'm voting on, so if you're up for office and have an odd or funny name, you probably have my vote, i wear a postal uniform pretty much every day, i'd like to have a dog kennel, it would consist of boxers, great danes, presa canarios, german shepherds, bull mastiffs, golden retrievers, dingos, coyotes, greyhounds, whippets, and cow dogs and i would have them all trained to obey german commands, i wish i was 6'10", then i would be able to slam dunk like rasheed, green is my favorite color, and sometimes i wish for the apocalypse just to see what i'm really made of ............................................. I'm better than everyone. I kick ass at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the freeway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am.Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well.All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "so how come you rule so much?"One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best.I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am.THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME. I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE.If I weren't me, I'd wish I was.I love me. maddox.xmission.comP.S. I FOUND A NEW LOVE BELOW, and it's not the dude i'm singing with..